#1
Contribute to the seemingly endless catalog of jokes for Chuck Norris. I know a few myself:

*Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

*There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris' computer! He prefers to always be in control.

*Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

*Go to Google and press I'm feeling lucky with 'find chuck norris'..


Alright, your turn!
#2
Go away.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#6
Old. Pointless. *CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT GOD!* He's A BAD ACTOR!

I feel better now.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#8
Quote by ross1234
Chuck Norris has met Keyser Söze.




Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women, he potato sacks them.
#9
Chuck Norris' calends jumps from MArch 31st to April 2nd because no one fools Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris got into a car accident losing both legs and STILL managed to walk it off.

Two of my favs. And they aren't that old.
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#10
I have a book with 400 of these, including:

*The only thing Chuck Norris ever lost was his virginity.

*When Chuck Norris wants a salad, he eats a vegetarian.

*Ozzy Osbourne once bit the head off of a bat. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris then bit the head off batman.
#13
Won't this get closed? Not soon enough..
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#14
Quote by ShaunDiel
Chuck Norris is a mediocre actor and fighter at best.

amidoingitrite?



Yeah. This one is the funniest so far.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#15
Quote by filthandfury


Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women, he potato sacks them.

haha i was hoping someone would get that.

i only saw the film last night, it's ****ing awesome
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#16
Quote by ShaunDiel
Chuck Norris is a mediocre actor and fighter at best.

amidoingitrite?


You're Doing Purrrrrrfect.

Bruce Campbell's facts are way better, and they're not even that great.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#19
Quote by ross1234
haha i was hoping someone would get that.

i only saw the film last night, it's ****ing awesome


I re-watched it on saturday.

Fucking awesome is an understatement.