#1
Out of curiosity, I was interested in knowing how many people on average have had to actually use 911.

I for one have dialed it twice; once when I drove by a house fire, and proceeded to help in getting people out of the house. The second was when a fire hydrant exploded beside my car as I was driving lol.

Go ahead, sorry my stories aren't too exciting - let's hear yours!
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#3
Prank call.
The other day I was in my mom's car and we saw some truck chasing a mini van and rear ending it.
#4
No. I live in Britain
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#5
Nope, never had to.

I hope I don't ever have to.
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#6
I was raping your sister and her uterus fell out onto the floor. She was bleeding all over the place and i didnt know what to do, so i called 911.

Looks like she got the menopause early.sorry bout that
#7
A truck hit a car, and although the guys were okay, the guy in the car wanted to beat the crap out of the guy in the truck (the guys was garrisoned inside the truck) so I called the cops to calm down the guy.

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I was raping your sister and her uterus fell out onto the floor. She was bleeding all over the place and i didnt know what to do, so i called 911.

Looks like she got the menopause early.sorry bout that


If you truly do have a sister, you are one messed up person, even if you are joking....


And no I haven't dialed 911
#11
No, but my friend did because there was an old lady face down on the sidewalk in front of his house.
We were all high as balls and ditched him cause we didn't want to deal with the cops/ambulance o_o
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If you truly do have a sister, you are one messed up person, even if you are joking....


And no I haven't dialed 911

I think that he was talking about YOUR sister...
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#14
I was a tool. I threatened to call 911 to get my neighbour off my property( we all did the "get off my property bit" ) anyways i thought the line was in use, so i could fake dail it.
turns out. it wasnt fake dail. went right to emergency i hung up, they called right back, and my neighbour had to tell htem we were just messing around ( he was like 30)
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once, accidentally, the area code i was trying to dial was 919, but i messed up
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I was raping your sister and her uterus fell out onto the floor. She was bleeding all over the place and i didnt know what to do, so i called 911.

Looks like she got the menopause early.sorry bout that



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#20
I have- I was umpiring a little league baseball game- 12 and 13 year olds, adn this kid struck out, and when he walked back to the dugout, the coach (who I later found out was his dad) startign choking and hitting the kid. So I went over and got the coach off his kid and called the cops as some other guys held the guy back.
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No. I live in Britain



What difference does that make?

You can still dial 911 in Britain, it takes you through to 999. True fact that!
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#22
Called the cops at a baseball game when i was like 8 and said there was a fire. It was pretty funny.

Called the cops when i was like 10 when my father strangled me and when they came he denied it and they believed him so i got in trouble. Fucked up am i right?

Called the cops when my dad hit my mom. He ran before they got there.

Called the cops when some crazy guy was walking around town with a buck knife pointing it at people.

Called the cops when some redneck chick threatened to kill me. I was hoping i could sue her and take her yellow mustang. I was really ****ed up at the time and was thinking straight (obviously).

Called the cops three times when my neighbors who are 3 house down and on the other side of the alley behind my house were blasting music from 9pm-1am so loud my windows were rattling. I posted on here about it too.

I think thats about it.
#23
Yes. My dad had an almost fatal reaction to prescribed medication he was taking after having a double bypass surgery (heart surgery). I walked downstairs and found him unconscious on the floor. Not fun times.
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If you truly do have a sister, you are one messed up person, even if you are joking....


And no I haven't dialed 911


yea i do have a sister..but Ts's sister was the one that i was having my way with the other night. Damn she is a screamer. Her face looks like a product of Agent Orange, so i put a bag over her head. The rest of her body [was] pretty bangin.
#25
When I was probably about 8, some kid told me that you could call 911 on a payphone without putting money in. I didn't believe him, so I called 911.

That same little shit called the cops on me the same day because I was shaking the wooden gates on a concession stand (we were at a little league park but there were no games that day). He said "someone is robbing the concession stand!"

They sent a cop out and he lectured me. But now that kid is in jail until he turns 18 in January and can be tried as an adult for a shitload of drug-related things. What now?!
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Called the cops at a baseball game when i was like 8 and said there was a fire. It was pretty funny.





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#29
there was this big car accident outside my house and i once called it when i was a kid
#30
Yeah, when my friend ODed It's not fun telling the cops what happened when your tripping face.
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#31
2 years ago i was driving home from my guitar lesson. as i was driving along, i saw some guy beating his wife on his porch, so i called 911.

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#32
I was seven. I called them and asked if they could let my brother out of jail. My sister walked in and I proceeded to hang up the phone out of fear that she'd tell my mom.
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I was seven. I called them and asked if they could let my brother out of jail. My sister walked in and I proceeded to hang up the phone out of fear that she'd tell my mom.



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#34
when i was little i did it on a payphone cause I didn't know it would work.
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#35
Yes, I was 2 years old and I was left alone in a room for 5 minutes with a phone. Therefore, I called the fire department.
#36
It was the Superbowl a few years back. The Eagles lost (being a Philadelphian and not much of a football fan, that's all I can remember about the game).

My sisters boyfriend was drunk and pissed off (and the game wasn't even at half time) she was scared, her baby was crying, and I was sh*tting myself thinking that if this f*cker lays a hand on her... I'm next. *gulp*

So, I went to the kitchen to grab a weapon... I found a hammer, and I only wanted to deter him, not threaten him. But even drunk as f*ck, he rushed me and put my ass on the ground before I could blink... I don't remember being punched or anything (he just knocked me down somehow), I just remember being on the ground and his beer breath in my ear yelling something unintelligible.

After he got off me, they went up stairs, I don't know what happened from there, I just called the f*cking po-po. By the time they showed up, we could have all been long dead... but instead, he was sitting on the stairs crying. Later, I think i received a sloppy, drunken, tearful hug and apology. What a night.

So, just for the tl;dr people: I called the cops on my sisters babies daddy because he was drunk and kicked my ass after I threatened him with a hammer.

I do believe I earned my white trash black belt.
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#37
Once when I was younger (like 8ish) I called it because my refrigerator stopped working. The cop laughed at me when he got to my house.
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