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#1
My little brother (10 years old) just caught me having a wank

i think he might've told my dad too

im ashamed what should i do?!

what have my pit buddies done in times like these?!
#2
Lol
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#3
I've never gotten caught. Who cares if you dad and lil' brother knows? They've probably done/will do the same thing.
#4
ah man what were you thinking you should had a wank fest!
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ah man what were you thinking you should had a wank fest!

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#9
this thread is made every damn day. go show your brother some good porn and teach him how to fap.
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#10
Should have told him to get out, and then continued, of course. Why are you afraid of getting into trouble for a perfectly natural process?
#11
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what have my pit buddies done in times like these?!

Wank.
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#12
OMG stratocaster, the irony *looks at text below username*
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#13
Dude your dad knows thats what guys do. no big deal unless your mom finds out because moms think if you masturbate your a perv or something
#14
the black women with an excited face and turning her neck explains everything...

but in all seriousness...

that sucks
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#15
I love you TS. You are my raison d'etre
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#16
Deny everything

Dad - Your brother told me he saw you fapping
You - Wtf are you talking about? I don't have a brother, or even a penis
#17
You should have quickly blinded him with a well-aimed shot, then explained to him later that you were pumping up a squirtgun and accidentally shot him in the eye.
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#23
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wtfs a wank?



Sigh....
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Much better.
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#28
Have a circle jerk with them.
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#30
Tell him your penis was itchy or something.
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#31
You're stretching it out or that it was sore and you're just massaging it.
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#34
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Who the Fvck stuck their head up the guys ass?
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#35
Big deal, why are you so paranoid. A little embarassing I suppose but your Dads not really going to care too much, if anything he should have a talk to your brother about peoples privacy and not being a little tattletale.

Oh wait, is your Dad one of those religisouly fanatical types and planning to vote for McCain/Palin??? If so, then your screwed buddy, sorry, start packing your bags.
#36
I'll chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"

No, seriously, you people need to start locking your fucking doors.
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#37
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Better yet, tell him the ketchup told you it felt good. They fall for it EVERY time.


This
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#39
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OMG stratocaster, the irony *looks at text below username*


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That's not ironic.


I agree. It's realistic, not ironic.
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