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#1
Okay so I've got a low grade in my Chemistry class and am desperate for some extra credit. So on october 23rd there's a special "holiday" for chemists called Mole Day which celebrates the mole (it's 6.02 x 10 to the 23rd power, so 10 to the 23rd = october 23rd because it's the 10th month and the 23rd day......it's incredibly stupid, I know). So basically, we have to go to our chemistry class at 6:02 am (that alone shows you how desperate i am for this extra credit) and bring something "mole" themed. It doesn't even have to be related to the chemistry mole, just any "mole" in general. The chemistry one. The animal. That thing on your grandpa's face. Guacamole. ANYTHING related to the mole.

The thing is though, the more creative you are, the more points you get. In the past there has been poems written, dances choreographed, songs played, giant bowls of guacamole brought into class, collages of celebrities who have moles, etc. But I'd like to try and do something totally original, which is why I thought I'd go ahead and ask the pit

So do you guys have any ideas?
#2
mole on a penis

serious answer: a giant mole
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Dress like hans moleman:

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#6
play a song that last 6.25 x 10 ^(23) minute, he will give you a hundred pourcent to stop
or paint yourslef in mole
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#7
If it's chem extra credit, measure out exact amounts of 1 mole of substances, put them in zip lock backs or something. Impress your teacher with your chem knowledge = chem marks
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+1 to Hans Moleman.
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#15
Make a brown blob, and call it Cancerous Mole or Malignant Mole, guarenteed A+
#16
lol, it's like 4/20 but for chemists.


someone in my class actually wrote and recorded a song about mole day and avagadro and stuff.. try something food related, like cupcakes with 6.02E23 on them or something.. food tends to get a good response.
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#17
write a song linking up all the mole related things you can think of then play it for your class.
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#19
Bring several live moles to school and have them engage in a bloody fight to the death. For extra fun, have the entire class take bets on the winner.
#20
Bring a Pie a'la mole (mode).
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#21
Make stuffed moles, like the animals. I have to do this, but make them into something. I suggest making four or five and mking them look like a band, like Moles n Roses, or R.E.Moles, or The Moles (Beatles). I personally think its pretty creative and different.
#22
claim you are a child MOLEster
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#23
Are you from Arnprior my school is having a mole day too, and there are posters with that formula all over the school

Try dressing up as a mole, and remain in character the hole time. eat grass or veggies or w//e moles eat
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Are you from Arnprior my school is having a mole day too, and there are posters with that formula all over the school

Try dressing up as a mole, and remain in character the hole time. eat grass or veggies or w//e moles eat


just to let you know, pretty much every high school every where does something with mole day
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just to let you know, pretty much every high school every where does something with mole day


Really? What the hell is the significance of it? Seems kinda wierd, like they just picked a rodent to celebrate
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Really? What the hell is the significance of it? Seems kinda wierd, like they just picked a rodent to celebrate


Avogadro created a unit of number of molecules that relates directly to its mass. For every 6.02 X 10^23, or mole, of substance, the mass of that substance would be number of grams as its mass number. It's just a day to have fun in chem i guess
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Get MoleMania.
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#30
^ oh...

I guess the part about my highschool having a mole hunt (finding little paper moles) and never mentioning actual chemistry except on posters kinda threw me off about the meaning of it all
#31
I made a Morocco Mole beanie baby type thing. It's still somewhere.
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Dress like hans moleman:



1. Holy shit I thought I was the only kid in the world who knew about mole day!!!

2. Kensai said. My chem teacher is a huge simpsons fan, he'd die if I did that lol. If there is something for extra credit in my chem class I'll def do this... Even though I have like a 96% already
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#36
i had mol day to!!!!!!!!!

where do you go to school?
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#37
Write mole on your forehead and give him a massive blowjob.
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#38
It probably should be chemistry themed. Sorry I'm not witty or funny, but I'm a chemistry major... thats what happens to you.

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It probably should be chemistry themed. Sorry I'm not witty or funny, but I'm a chemistry major... thats what happens to you.

Bring in 18 mL of distilled water. Or 342 grams of sugar. Or 22.4 L of any ideal gas.
Et cetera


I sure as hell hope its warmer then 273.15K in your classroom...
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