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#3
That's bull.

EDIT: Ahhh half of women.... nevermind...
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#4
hmm.. My ex-girlfriend offers me coffee a lot... wonder if she was trying to shrink something else..

Lol, i'm actually being serious right there^
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#5
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That's bull.

EDIT: Ahhh half of women.... nevermind...



You have big tits don't you, you coffeedrinker

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#6
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
coffee must die!!!!
anything that makes breast smaller is evil and must be sent to hell!
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You have big tits don't you, you coffeedrinker

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I very rarely drink coffee but my Mum does and what with us sharing the same genes and all.... we obviously just don't have that gene.
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NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
coffee must die!!!!
anything that makes breast smaller is evil and must be sent to hell!


haha, you do not know how much i agree with you
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#9
coffee shrinking boobs?
yeah, SURE...next theyll say steroids shrink your balls.....
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#11
Woah, better drink me some coffee! Sick of these damn man-boobs!!
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So what?


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your an ass man arent you?
i am to but i love the chesticles to though. just prefer the booty
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coffee shrinking boobs?
yeah, SURE...next theyll say steroids shrink your balls.....


Haha..Even though you were sarcastic regarding that, I just LOL`ed for the heck of it..NICE JOB!
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hmm.. My ex-girlfriend offers me coffee a lot... wonder if she was trying to shrink something else..

Lol, i'm actually being serious right there^



could yours get any smaller?

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I very rarely drink coffee but my Mum does and what with us sharing the same genes and all.... we obviously just don't have that gene.



the coffee boob shrinking gene? or the big-boob gene?
#19
I'm not ashamed to admit I checked Reva's profile...she's got big boobs...sweety please don't spoil them with coffee
#21
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the coffee boob shrinking gene? or the big-boob gene?

We don't have the coffee breast shrinking gene.
We do have the larger-than-average breast gene.

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I'm not ashamed to admit I checked Reva's profile...she's got big boobs...sweety please don't spoil them with coffee

On a normal day I'd have nagged you into the ground for saying that but eh I'm in a good mood. I doubt I can ruin my breasts with coffee.

Seeing as it's something passed in genes and my Mum drinks lots of coffee everyday it's unlikely that coffee will ever shrink my breasts. I think.

Plus the only coffee I like is this and it's expensive
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#22
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We don't have the coffee breast shrinking gene.
We do have the larger-than-average breast gene.


On a normal day I'd have nagged you into the ground for saying that but eh I'm in a good mood. I doubt I can ruin my breasts with coffee.

Seeing as it's something passed in genes and my Mum drinks lots of coffee everyday it's unlikely that coffee will ever shrink my breasts. I think.

Plus the only coffee I like is this and it's expensive


aww I'm sorry why would you have nagged at me? I'd take it as a compliment .
#23
On the plus side it considerably lowers breast cancer risk; I think the good out weighs the bad here ! Well..maybe not from a teenage guys point of view

Either way, I never liked coffee
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#24
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We don't have the coffee breast shrinking gene.
We do have the larger-than-average breast gene.


ah yes, then you shall retain your position on my list of hot UGers.

monster awaaay!

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#25
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On the plus side it considerably lowers breast cancer risk; I think the good out weighs the bad here ! Well..maybe not from a teenage guys point of view

Either way, I never liked coffee


Psh, breast cancer can be prevented by other methods
#26
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aww I'm sorry why would you have nagged at me? I'd take it as a compliment .

....because you're like "lolboobs".

S'not very.... dignified? I dunno, I know what I mean.

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ah yes, then you shall retain your position on my list of hot UGers.

monster awaaay!

*flies away*

Pffft if my breasts were to shrink due to mass coffee consumption you'd be like "pffft Reva who?".... for shame!
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#27
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aww I'm sorry why would you have nagged at me? I'd take it as a compliment .

Because you're creepy.
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Psh, breast cancer can be prevented by other methods

Boob size can be "fixed" by other methods as well
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#30
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could yours get any smaller?

sry had to


lol, that was great man
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All that theory my guitar teacher tries to drill into my head just gets buried under piles of porn and I never manage to apply any of it
#31
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Boob size can be "fixed" by other methods as well



??

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Man, I should lay off the coffee. Genes that woman ahs may well be found in man. And I like the size of my pert, supple breasts.

Yeah I agree.... what? No, I don't fondle you in your sleep...
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....because you're like "lolboobs".

S'not very.... dignified? I dunno, I know what I mean.


Pffft if my breasts were to shrink due to mass coffee consumption you'd be like "pffft Reva who?".... for shame!


well not really the way I meant it, but alright, I guess its justified, too lazy to explain myself right now...and I'm not creepy you bastard I just like looking into my ex's window at night...sometimes...
#34
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Hmm.

I don't know whether to stop trying to persuade my gf to start drinking coffee or not :/

Experiment? Casually test her current size, feed her lots of coffee... and after a certain amount of time decide whether they're smaller or not?

Or just... not risk it?

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well not really the way I meant it, but alright, I guess its justified, too lazy to explain myself right now...and I'm not creepy you bastard I just like looking into my ex's window at night...sometimes...

haha fair enough.
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??

W-what the **** is that ? Oh the Japanese..silly bastards

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Yeah I agree.... what? No, I don't fondle you in your sleep...

Reva never fondles me in my sleep
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#37
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...

*checks under bed and in the cupbaord*

That's it, I'm not sleeping naked anymore when strange internet ladies fondle me in my sleep.

Don't be surprised if you wake up naked.... rawr

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W-what the **** is that ? Oh the Japanese..silly bastards

Reva never fondles me in my sleep

F Cup cookies.... a Radio station I love found them and tested them on ladies... they apparently stimulate growth. I don't think they made much difference though.

And pffft that's what you think
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#38
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Experiment? Casually test her current size, feed her lots of coffee... and after a certain amount of time decide whether they're smaller or not?

Or just... not risk it?
She won't touch the stuff.

Maybe if I tout its anti-cancer properties she'll try.
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Quote by freedoms_stain
She won't touch the stuff.

Maybe if I tout its anti-cancer properties she'll try.

Any reason why or does she just not like it?

I used to, my Mum used to dip my dummy in her brews. I don't drink it now.
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Any reason why or does she just not like it?

I used to, my Mum used to dip my dummy in her brews. I don't drink it now.



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