Poll: Who wins the fight?
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View poll results: Who wins the fight?
Goku
41 15%
Superman
14 5%
Gandalf
26 10%
Jesus
65 25%
Neo (matrix)
18 7%
Darth Vader
12 5%
Vladimir Putin
32 12%
Wolverine
8 3%
Optimus Prime
14 5%
Other (post name)
35 13%
Voters: 265.
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#1
All of the guys in the poll get into an all-in fight. Who wins?
Rules: - they're all at their maximum power and physical peaks.
- no external weaknesses, like kryptonite. Only physical weaknesses.
- they're all magically fighting in one plane, regardless of where they're from.

Poll coming...

Also, Cobain_Is_King, no Christy Brown this time
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#2
Chuck Norris.

Stupid Thread.
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Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#3
I enjoy posting angry comments before the poll is up

ASSHOLE!
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#5
jesus. since we're assuming super man and darth vader are real too i'll say jesus cause he'd just be like "b*tches die" and they'd be raped
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#6
goku, spirit bomb ftmfw
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#7
goku defiantly

KAH MEH KAH MEH AAAAAAAAAHH!!

*earth explodes*
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#8
superman can't be killed. Not even by kame.... hameee...... HAAAAA!!!
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#9
optimus prime ftw!!!

saruman would dick all over everyone though
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#10
wolverine.
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#12
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superman can't be killed. Not even by kame.... hameee...... HAAAAA!!!


Then... how come superman died?
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#13
Am I getting senile or wasnt there an exact thread like this earlier today?
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#15
Superman
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― Terry Pratchett

qft...



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#16
jesus might die but he wont stay dead

it will probably be him, wolverine, and superman in a never ending battle
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#17
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Chuck Norris.

Stupid Thread.


False statement

For you see our friend Chuck go so into himself that he couldn't control his emotions and eventually killed himself in all the hype surrounding his ginger self. He fled to a hole in Mexico where he will live forever now never to be mentioned again.

On topic
Goku FTW!!!!
#19
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False statement

For you see our friend Chuck go so into himself that he couldn't control his emotions and eventually killed himself in all the hype surrounding his ginger self. He fled to a hole in Mexico where he will live forever now never to be mentioned again.

On topic
Goku FTW!!!!


enjoy your few remaining hours until chuck norris finds out what you just said
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#20
neo can change reality
i really dont think this is contest
keanu reeves has the power to fly and then crash the machine built matrix
win.
#23
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superman can't be killed. Not even by kame.... hameee...... HAAAAA!!!


I think he could be destroyed by a...


KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY


HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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#26
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm


Hmmmmmmmmm

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#28
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enjoy your few remaining hours until chuck norris finds out what you just said



Are you kidding me. You're just one of his pawns. I could suffocate him with my pinky. His power went from maximum to zero in about 0.89 seconds.
#29
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Am I getting senile or wasnt there an exact thread like this earlier today?


There was a thread exactly like this today. Better poll options.
And you're getting senile as well.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#30
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neo can change reality
i really dont think this is contest
keanu reeves has the power to fly and then crash the machine built matrix
win.


The fight does not occur within the Matrix. It's a stupid option in the poll.
#31
Jesus beat Optimus Prime?
I think not.

Let's face it, when wood and nails are your main weaknesses, there's no way you've got a chance against Optimus Prime.
#32
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/****ing thread.





apparently he is immune to poison and gunfire

so maybe
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“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#33
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Then... how come superman died?

well did you ever notice that superman's died like 20 times? even if he did die (none of those other guys have access to cryptonite, so unlikely) he would just come back in the next issue
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#34
goku

reason:



everyone else has a power level too week to be recorded.
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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
#35
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enjoy your few remaining hours until chuck norris finds out what you just said



yeah chuck norris sees everything. you can run but you cant hide... well no you cant run either, just cower in fear
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#38
Quote by andy_thomas
Chuck Norris.

Stupid Thread.



lmfao!! thats so funny and original!!

oh wait, this isn't 2003 anymore.
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#39
Quote by Jako215
Chuck can be beaten


He wasnt even beaten by anybody on the dam list


Also, it seems that Shaq is Godzilla's bane. Gigantic radioactive reptiles are no match for the Shaq-fu.
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