#1
What are the basics of giving a really good massage.
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#2
Being an attractive female.


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#3
apply force, but not too much force, just enough force.
You guys wanna have some group sex?
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Elaborate.


oh that is great!

"'Evil men have no songs.' How is it that the Russians have songs?"
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Elaborate.


Well, it really goes hand-in-hand with what your suggestion was.

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Elaborate.


sex
You guys wanna have some group sex?
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sex

Exactly what i was hoping for


oh that is great!

"'Evil men have no songs.' How is it that the Russians have songs?"
#10
jizzing on her back
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jizzing on her back

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this
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Wow TS, this is a seriously great, original idea.


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#13
Getting a blowjob. Well of course that'd be if you were getting the massage, not giving it.

Oh, well I guess it applies to both.
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#15
Well, first you need to get completely naked. Then The receiver of the massage should get naked. Rubs some oilz on her (ill assume its a her and that your not gay) and lightly rubz it in in a wax on wax off kinda way. then, after thorough rubbing, flip her over and.......
#16
First you have to warm up the skin to relax the muscles so some light overall rubbing should do the trick. Then find the knots and work your way along them from every side. In most cases where there is onthe right it'll be on the opposing side or visa versa, so try and keep your hand work even on both sides. a little pressure can be great but it really depends on the person. Find their level of tolerence and just work with that.
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