#1
what are some good counter pick up lines.
For example one pick up line would be
did it hurt? when you fell from the sky
The counter pick up line would be
are you an angel? because only a fall from the sky could explain your face

another line would be
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice
the counter line would be
how much does a polar bear weigh? less than your fat ass

anybody got any other good ones
#2
never thought of 'em before
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#3
Why ON EARTH would ever require these?
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Why ON EARTH would ever require these?



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#7
so, if i understand this right.....

the counter of "look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes"

would be

"look at you with all those curves.....and curves...and curves.....have you tried curves yet to get rid of them? liposuction perhaps?"
#8
Counter pick up lines are actually funny and girls like them more than pick up lines
#10
I'm willing to say that girls don't like pick up lines or counter pick up lines. Using either just shows that you have no game.
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#11
When you fell from the sky, did it hurt?

Well yes, as my terminal velocity is about 120 miles an hour. I also had to contend with numerous ozone layers, consisting of rock and ice, surrounding Earth and I've been traveling through an infinite, airless expanse of radiation and extreme temperature.

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I'm willing to say that girls don't like pick up lines or counter pick up lines. Using either just shows that you have no game.


my gf likes them. and their friends. I have game btw. If you do, join Project Ug which is for pick up artists. They really are funny
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I snickered. Also at the curves one.
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#19
Did it hurt. When the truck ran over your face
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Why ON EARTH would ever require these?



Ah, so we're just leaving words out of our sentences now-a-days?

Sick I might it too, seems like it could be.
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Did it hurt. When the truck ran over your face


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