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#2
dude, this is so old, books have been published about it. seriously. I just started reading one.
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#3
ever since the beginning of time, people have been predicting the end of it. they've always been wrong until now, and chances are they'll still be wrong here. the only reason people think that is because thats the year when the Aztec or Mayan calendar ends or something, so people started trying to connect dots and came to the conclusion that some apocalyptic event might occur in December, 2012. whether that'll happen remains to be seen of course, but i highly doubt it. it's no more likely the world will end then than any other time.
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#4
No. Not this shit again. The world is not ending in 2012. Anyone who believes the world is ending is gullible, especially if they cite the Mayan calendar.
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#7
Why the fucking rush, it ends when it ends, ok?
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#8
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Some douche said it was 2012? What do u guys think?


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#9
Well if it's supposed to end, there isn't much we can do about it except PARTY.
#11
There was some science behind a possible theory of how the world could end, but it turns out the effects of said even wouldn't be too horrid.

It had something to do with the sun reversing it's magnetic poles, causing a shift in the orbit of the Earth or some crap like that. But, supposedly, it's not going to be as horrible as some people originally thought it to be. It may cause a slight climate change, but nothing that will kill off every living thing ever.
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#12
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No. Not this shit again. The world is not ending in 2012. Anyone who believes the world is ending is gullible, especially if they cite the Mayan calendar.

all i know is im holding a giant party December 20, 2012

you're all invited
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#13
thats funny cuz in the bible and koran it says that on the day of judgement the magnetic poless will shift and the sun will rise from the west.
#16
Everyone knows we all got taken over and slayed by computers in the year 2000, der.
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#18
That has happened alot today.
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#22
I believe it will end in 2012, just because it's fun to think that. Then, if it does actually happen, I can turn around and tell everyone "I told you so!".
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#23
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I believe it will end in 2012, just because it's fun to think that. Then, if it does actually happen, I can turn around and tell everyone "I told you so!".


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#25
well.
Im making sure my band plays a show 12/21/12

DOOMSMAS FEST

And the show will end at midnight.
if we're all still alive at the end,

Well...

I guess we'll have a big "I TOLD YOU SO" rant.
and go home.
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#26
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Maybe we should do that anyway.

Everyone knows the world ended in 2000 and the humans are dead.
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#27
This thread is so old.

Honestly, after the amount of threads created about this very subject, I'm amazed the answer hasn't been figured out yet.
#31
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This is the first one of these threads for a while.
Well the first one I've noticed for a while.

Anyway, this is so old the first time I heard it I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.


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#32
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The Mayan calendar is full of shit...


In fact, the Mayan calendar is surprisingly accurate as a measurement of time. It's the people too stupid to realise that when a calendar ends it restarts that you are referring to.
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#33
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In fact, the Mayan calendar is surprisingly accurate as a measurement of time. It's the people too stupid to realise that when a calendar ends it restarts that you are referring to.


True, I guess I wasn't thinking straight in my previous post. I was probably referring to the Mayan prediction that the world will end on the 21/12/2012 - which it won't. But I was watching a documentary about the whole Mayan calendar thing the other day actually, it was really interesting and you're right, its' accuracy has been proven. My mistake.
#34
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Everyone knows we all got taken over and slayed by computers in the year 2000, der.

duh
they've just programed us not to notice
but i call bs on this 2012
there was 2000 then the whole blackhole thing and global warming
i mean if they were that concerened theyd dig a whole and stay in it
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#35
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duh
they've just programed us not to notice
but i call bs on this 2012
there was 2000 then the whole blackhole thing and global warming
i mean if they were that concerened theyd dig a whole and stay in it



#36
The world have been predicted to end so many times throughout the history, that if those people involved with it had put effort into real issues, we would probably have colonized the asshole of a giant space turkey, cured cancer, invented 563 different words for rape, find 98023 new uses for a toothpick and a stapler, created super hardcore tap-dancing for technical death trance and genetically modified the aids virus to become our slaves.
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#38
Mayan calender predicts the end of the world AS WE KNOW IT on 21dec 2012. As such, they really predicted the current system falling. Personally, I think they were a few years (probably decades) off but still, close enough
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#39
Oh great. So FINALLY Britain gets the olympic games...
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#40
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Oh great. So FINALLY Britain gets the olympic games...




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