#1
I've burnt my tongue on some tea. What should I do?

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#2
forgot Rape. srsly Wait.
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#4
cold water?
theres not much
you'll get passed it
i hope you learnt your lesson but
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yeah, but it's not funny...


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#11
Already tried cold drinks. I've poured down a lot of cold water down my throat. Please, I'm in pain when I speak.
#12
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Already tried cold drinks. I've poured down a lot of cold water. Please, I'm in pain when I speak.


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#13
Don't drink tea before it's f*cking cooled down, you arse-candle.
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grow up? that helps everything
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#21
open your wardrobe then jump straight into narnia, there should be a lamp post which you should be able to stick your tounge on to cool it down
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#23
Drink a cold drink, or run your tongue under cold water.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#24
Nobody said icy-hot yet?
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#25
Grab an ice cube straight from the freezer and put it on your tongue in the burnt area. Srsly works.
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#26
Homebrand Cola > Tea. Imo.
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#27
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Grab an ice cube straight from the freezer and put it on your tongue in the burnt area. Srsly works.

Lollies! or other iced products (ice cubes are pretty boring afterall).
#30
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Lollies! or other iced products (ice cubes are pretty boring afterall).


Nah ice cube on the tongue straight from the freezer is no whay boring. Its so cold it'll stick to your tongue. Wouldn't worry about the burn then would he!
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#31
It's like only annoying when I talk, so it probably doesn't matter so much. I'll just have to wait.