#1
Ok. Baisically my friend has this girl who really likes him and he's going to ask her out. They always joke around so he decided that he was going to try and find a really funny way to ask her out. She has really strict parents who dont like her daughter to date so we already had the idea of sending them a formal letter asking permission but my friend wants something better so i decided to get all of your opinions.

So go for it, anything goes
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Ok. Baisically my friend has this girl who really likes him and he's going to ask her out. They always joke around so he decided that he was going to try and find a really funny way to ask her out. She has really strict parents who dont like her daughter to date so we already had the idea of sending them a formal letter asking permission but my friend wants something better so i decided to get all of your opinions.

So go for it, anything goes


holy shit

are you my friend?

that sounds like me....
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#6
....relationship thread not specific enuf...thourght bout it but thourght was beta to make new
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#9
Turn up outside her window with your guitar and seranade her. For maximum effect do it dressed up in some kind of Spanish peasant outfit with a couple of friends shaking maracas or something. Big over-the-top displays of love for the win.
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#10
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I thought the relationship thread was not specific enough. I deduced from this reasoning that it would be more relevant to my interests to make a thread about the lone topic, as I was certain it would draw more attention.


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#12
Write a song for her.
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#14
yes...and it actually is my frend not me :P
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yes...and it actually is my frend not me :P


Alright, here's what you do:

You dress up as an evil ninja. Your friend and his girl take a walk in the park.

You see where I'm going with this?
#16
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....relationship thread not specific enuf...thourght bout it but thourght was beta to make new

you thought wrong.


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Alright, here's what you do:

You dress up as an evil ninja. Your friend and his girl take a walk in the park.

You see where I'm going with this?


And it'll end up BTTF-like and a real ninja will come instead, and your "friend" will beat the hell out of the ninja.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#18
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Riggggghhhhht....

'your friend...'


+1

I think the letter was a good idea. But instead of asking permission in it, you could just send them a little sq with a black dot in the middle, and on the back a time limit.
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#19
Get into the most ghetto outfit you can, and act all wigga and say
"yo, olds', Sup??? Ya fine ass dawta here?"
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+1

I think the letter was a good idea. But instead of asking permission in it, you could just send them a little sq with a black dot in the middle, and on the back a time limit.


uh...explain?
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uh...explain?



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#24
"Let's go out mmkay? Easy, and works every time.
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... Man, Why am I actually thinking about some of these Seriously.

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