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Who do you think is the most badass person to have ever walked the planet?

My vote would have to go to Andrew Jackson



His badassery comes from the time a guy tried to shoot him with two pistols, which both misfired. Jackson then beat him up with his cane. Jackson did not flinch or back away upon being fired on, and reportedly even started advancing towards the shooter as soon as he pulled the first gun, instead of running or ducking.

+1 awesome to el presidente numero siete!
#3
God in the Old Testament is pretty badass.
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#4
Let the Chuck Norris jokes begin!
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#5


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Let the Chuck Norris jokes begin!



dammit I forgot, this thread is indeed doomed to fail as soon as the chuck norris jokes start
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While Jackson was indeed a badass, this thread is doomed to fail.


So negative.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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So negative.


Tis me. The old man on his front stoop waving his cane at you dern kids.
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I love contrast as much as the next guy.
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#10
Hayley Williams?
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#11
George Thoroughgood is the ULTIMATE BADASS
hes old and hes still sooooo f*ckin cool
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I still reckon Teddy would beat Chopper though

I'm guessing you've read the latest cracked article, CoreysMonster?

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#13
Douglas Bader

despite lossing limbs, he still flew in the RAF and went to war. I don't think his plane was ever found nor does anyone know who shit him down. Well thy may have found out by now i'm not really sure.
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Hayley Williams?


We're taking about badass, not greatass.
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I can't believe I forgot Jack.


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I still reckon Teddy would beat Chopper though

I'm guessing you've read the latest cracked article, CoreysMonster?



hm? I request a link to said cracked article.


Naw, I was reading through Maddox' list of awesome people, and remembered reading something cool about Jackson.
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Samuel L Jackson
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#20
Damnit, I was going to say Andrew Jackson the instant I saw the thread title but you stole it
Also, he frequently duelled people. As in, shooting at each other with guns. He even offered one guy to take the first shot. That's right, he told a guy to shoot at him, with a gun.
But seeing as you've already said Jackson, ima go Vladimir Putin. Ex-KGB, brought Russia away from the brink of total collapse, a judo master, shot a full grown siberian tiger with a tranquiliser gun and then tackled it and held it down until it blacked out, Time's 2007 man of the year.
Srsly, can't get much more badass than Vlad.
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hm? I request a link to said cracked article.


Naw, I was reading through Maddox' list of awesome people, and remembered reading something cool about Jackson.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16705_6-most-utterly-insane-attempts-kill-us-president.html

Maddox is awesome, I haven't been on his page in ages.

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#25
goest, Personally I think this thread should work atleast for a week...

I would have to say... Jack the Ripper! He is one badass!

EDIT: What was I thinking either these two.




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goest, Personally I think this thread should work atleast for a week...

I would have to say... Jack the Ripper! He is one badass!

EDIT: What was I thinking either these two.





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#31
Samuel L Jackson ofcourse. You didn't had to ask.

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#32
Snake Plissken



Fictional characters count, right? If not, Kurt Russel is still ****ing badass.
#34
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Fictional characters count, right? If not, Kurt Russel is still ****ing badass.


At least until Gerard Butler takes over....
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#38


Anyone with that kind of moustache is instantly deemed badass in my books.
The beret is just creepy though.
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#40
Johnny Cash. He kicked drugs' ass...without rehab.

Then, he went and did a concert in a prison, more-or-less called out their warden right on stage, and proceeded to be "The man in black." Not A man in black, THE man in black.

Bad. Ass.

Also, Benny "The Jet" Urquidez. When he was 14, he wanted to test for black belt, but he was too young, so to ensure he was tough enough, all the organization's black belts had to kick him, and his own older brother broke two of his ribs. Benny didn't flinch. Another time, he was in a fight, broke his hand in sixteen different places in the second round. Fought all of the four remaining rounds, and won the fight.
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