#1
Post up ur chuck norris jokes
heres some

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.
#5
he got his ass kicked by bruce lee...
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#6
Dude go search yahoo
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#7
Everyone post your 5 year old Chuck Norris jokes everyone has heard.
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#10
I smell a fail thread.
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#11
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.... TWICE!

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fists

Chuck Norris once shot down a helicopter by pointing his finger at it and shouting BANG!

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris decided not to kill

The only hand that beats a Royal Flush is Chuck Norris' hand
#12
totally wouldve worked 5 years ago, but ur too late
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#13
Chuck Norris is only funny when he's being raped by a clown.

We're done now.
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#15
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you know theres a whole website for this

You know there are a million websites for this?
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you truly are a prince of men


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I get naked FOR my dog.
#16
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You know there are a million websites for this?


You know it stopped being funny three years ago?
#18
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You know it stopped being funny three years ago?

Yes, I did.
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I get naked FOR my dog.
#19
I have a feeling that the only reason this person came on UG was to post this thread
#24
Best joke of Chuck Norris is that he's still cool.

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#25
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Soo i had to register at some point, beside ur the one who gave me the idea thanks goest


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#26
Haha, u posted on a thred that it was failed, then u said that it was certain to if the chuck norris jokes started, lmao
#27
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Haha, u posted on a thred that it was failed, then u said that it was certain to if the chuck norris jokes started, lmao

What did you just say?
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I get naked FOR my dog.
#28
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Haha, u posted on a thred that it was failed, then u said that it was certain to if the chuck norris jokes started, lmao


You totally did not answer my question. Also, just because you're on the intarwebz does not mean you can let all of your grammar and spelling teachings go. Type properly, damn it!
#30
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Sorry man im Dyslexic, (i proberly spekt that wrong too) im scott (y)


Dyslexia has no place here. But my question is how in the hell did I get you to sign up? I'm not influential, never will be!
#32
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Na u didnt get me to sign up, u just made me make this thred. i signed up cuz noone was on msn


Ah, so I influenced a fail. All is right in the world after all.