#1
I walked to truck after class today and found an earring hangin from the door...
I was like "wtf?"


has any one else found an unexpected thingy hangin from or sittin on there vehicle?
#2
People throw shit in the back of my truck all the time. I rarely notice because its filled with beer cans anyway.
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#3
A human limb hanging from the grill. Grinds my gears, because cleanups a bitch.
#4
I came down from work to the parking garage where my truck was parked, and there was a CD sitting under the windshield wiper, with "WAIT FOR DAVE AND VENETIA" written on it.

My friends had shown up to see me, and they didn't want me to leave without them.
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#5
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A human limb hanging from the grill. Grinds my gears, because cleanups a bitch.


You cant be serious? A human limb?
Now, an animal limb is believable...
#6
Quote by melton100
You cant be serious? A human limb?
Now, an animal limb is believable...


Ehh, what would you expect after letting the woman drive?

*BA ZING*
#7
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A human limb hanging from the grill. Grinds my gears, because cleanups a bitch.


#8
A dead baby in my bowling bag. Hey I bowled a 300 with it.
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#9
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Ehh, what would you expect after letting the woman drive?

*BA ZING*

True.
That made me lol.
#10
Someone left a fish and chips container in my schoolbag before. I left it by the lockers over lunch and that had happened when I came back. What mystifies me is that it was right near a bin, and yet they went through the trouble of picking up my bag, opening it, and placing their litter in there, then closing it again and putting it back. Who cares that much about pissing off a stranger?
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#11
nope

my cars spotless
well i found 2p under the seat once.............wow¬¬
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#12
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Someone left a fish and chips container in my schoolbag before. I left it by the lockers over lunch and that had happened when I came back. What mystifies me is that it was right near a bin, and yet they went through the trouble of picking up my bag, opening it, and placing their litter in there, then closing it again and putting it back. Who cares that much about pissing off a stranger?

Was probably a friend.
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#13
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Was probably a friend.


Nah, I don't have any friends who would bother with that. If it was someone I knew who didn't like me, wouldn't they have done something they could view my reaction to?

Incidentally, my reaction would've been really underwhelming, since I just took it out, threw it in the bin, and carried on as normal.
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#14
I found a mini bible of the "New Testament" under my windshield wiper. Needless to say I filled the garbage up a little bit more.
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#15
i put signs for candidates running for office in my friends car all the time
#16
Yesterday, I saw a dirty van. I mean, REALLY dirty. the van is filled with garbage and stuff like that. and i also saw a torn apart bible on the dashboard. the van looks like it hasn't been taken to the car wash.
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#17
found a gold and diamond necklace on my rearview mirror... needless to say, i pawned that baby off reealll fast.
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#18
My friends have the charming habit of writing/drawing obscene things in the snow on my car. Also, 9 times out of 10 I'll come back to my car and all the wipers will be extended, the aerial removed etc.
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