#1
Have you ever made up a random, stupid-a** word which makes no sense, and then gave it a definition? Example:

Mine: Horizontliosis: A condition in which your spine turns until it is a horizontal line. Ow!
Mix of words horizontal and scoliosis. You can't be born with it...o_0

As you can see, I've just painted meaning across one of the most retarded words on Earth. Your turn.

Again, have you ever made stuff like this up? Go nuts, pit monkeys
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#3
Chode: A penis that is fatter than it is long.

absolute classic
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#5
^

hmmmm

makes sense...
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#6
Thrice.

I lived several years believing it was a real word and then someone came along and was like "WTF is that?"

Thrice = three times.
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#7
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Thrice.

I lived several years believing it was a real word and then someone came along and was like "WTF is that?"

Thrice = three times.


Thrice is a real word....
#8
kickassitis - The inflamation of others caused by you kicking way to much ass
#9
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Thrice is a real word....

THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM! I'm so confused now.
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Thrice.

I lived several years believing it was a real word and then someone came along and was like "WTF is that?"

Thrice = three times.


Thrice:
–adverb
1. three times, as in succession; on three occasions or in three ways.
2. in threefold quantity or degree.
3. very; extremely.


...wait a second... how the fuck did you get unpermad?
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#13
fallus means teacher. try it out!
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#14
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...wait a second... how the fuck did you get unpermad?

Excuse me?
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#15
as opposed to calling people a fvcking retard, i just call them a fvcktard....i thinks its already in circulation though
#16
After I read A Clockwork Orange I used all of the made up slang in that for about 3 weeks, nobody had a ****ing clue what I was on about.
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#18
Melolin' - I am having fun/lolin' at you

Me and anal_parasite made it up, it was on wikipedia until they took it down
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#19
Irregardless.
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Sweetballs = old person
Sweetass = person riding a bike or a synonym of awesome
gigantuan = biggest thing ever
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#21
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Melolin' - I am having fun/lolin' at you

Me and anal_parasite made it up, it was on wikipedia until they took it down


Oh yes That was a melolin' 1 o'clock in the morning.

Pity Wikipedia took it down. Not a real word PFFT How dare they!!!!!!

#22
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Excuse me?


My apologies, I mistook you for someone else.
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#24
Wampar - alternate word for 'thing' =)
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#28
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Twunt....no need to say anymore.

Aah, such a great word
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#29
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Irregardless.



I had a huge argument with someone about that word. They thought it was real, and I said it can't be because it has a double negative in it

...right? or am I the retarded one?
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I had a huge argument with someone about that word. They thought it was real, and I said it can't be because it has a double negative in it

...right? or am I the retarded one?

You're not rightn't
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#31
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My apologies, I mistook you for someone else.


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#32
Fnord: although it has no definition, it can mean anything. You can make up a sentence or write a book just using Fnord.

Example: Fnorf fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord!
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