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#1
I ask to you, the almighty Pit. What the strangest thing you have heard during sex?
#2
"This isn't working."
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#6
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the sound of my condom braking

Where do you get condoms that come with brakes?
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#8
Cut it out, dad!
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#10
So one time, I was like, having sex, and like, she said

"Why do you have such a small penis?"


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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#14
Quote by Martyr's Prayer
How much is the fish, does the fish have chips?!?!

Brilliant reference.

I might try that out next time. Stump ftw.
#16
Well my friend passed out from being drunk, so me and the girlfriend figured he wouldn't care if we did it in the same room since our bed was there and he was on the couch passed out. Yeah...he wasn't actually passed out.

The girl moaned a lot saying " oh my god " constantly, so needless to say, my friend is scarred for life. Her and my friend are pretty chill friends.

He's never looked at her the same again.
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#17
Darth Vader has a penis?

Impressive.
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#20
Silence! I KILL YOU!

It was on the radio...
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#21
Can I suck your shoes?
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#22
"Now take a crap on me..."
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever." 1984.
#23
Quote by korinaflyingv
I'd rather not go into detail, but it involves bukkake, and girlfriend's mother walking in.


What, were there like four guys spraying on yo gal?
#27
i actually heard my name moaned out of my buddy's girlfriend in the heat of an orgasm when they were ****ing and I was in the other room... top that kids...
#28
"I'm gonna put a fuck on you..."


100 internets for the refrence-getter.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#32
Quote by korinaflyingv
well, yeah... it's a bit awkward when we're alone together...


That's true. It's like I always say:

One dick, no stick

Multiple dicks, lotsa stick
#33
Quote by St.Loony
I have not had sex. Therefor; I have said nothing during sex



HAHA! sucks to be you.
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^ you are wise


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The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#34
Quote by Ecliptica24
no one in the pit can answer this question

This. Lol. Then again, most people in The Pit are quite young*, so I wouldn't expect it.

*Assumption

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HAHA! sucks to be you.

HEY LOOK AT ME I THINK I'M COOL
#36
Quote by korinaflyingv
Hahahaha i think you'll probably win this thread. Did you burst into the room and point and laugh at your friend?


no, i tuned it out, thinking I didn't hear it. then the girl came out in a towel and my buddy gave me the ultimate death stare. I was laughing on the inside. It was actually quite flattering.
#39
She said, "I love you".

I've never been that scared before, or since.
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