#1
so this girl at school comes up to my friend and says

"what can i do to keep from getting pregnant on prom night tonight?"

and my friend says
"this is gonna sound crazy but, un-peel a banana and stick it in your vagina"

so she went home, unpeeled a banana, and stuck it in her vagina

then they guy tried to go in and he's like

"WTF?!?!?!?"

this girl hates my friend now
#5
That is.... both very scarring and very stupid.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#7
It worked though, didn't it.
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#8
Shennanagins, sir.
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#11
Idiots.


We all know that socks stop teen pregnancy.
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#14
I should have said apple...
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#15
i thought you were gonna paint pictures for all of us I wanted a flower.
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#17
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That can't be healthy for her...


Its a novel way of getting your 5 fruit and veg a day...
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I fail to see how i get my nice new painting?
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#21
Prickly Pear would be better.
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#22
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In all fairness it worked.


PFFF HAHAHAHAHAHA it did!!!! lol
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#24
so THATS what she had up there
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#25
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i thought you were gonna paint pictures for all of us I wanted a flower.

same...except i wanted a picture of a lion and a dolphin getting it on
#28
I refuse to believe there are people that stupid in the world. The idea will just upset me.


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#29
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Hold on just one second.

How do you "un-peel" a banana?


lol oops
#30
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Hold on just one second.

How do you "un-peel" a banana?


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#31
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In all fairness it worked.

LMFAO


On topic,

why would she possibly think that's true?
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#32
Damn ts you're really stupid.....how in the world would you expect a banana could stop pregnancy! Everybody knows pregnancy is just a worldwide conspiracy
Babies are delivered by flying storks wearing mail men uniforms in the middle of the night dumbass!! Go do you're research and watch Dumbo!! At least somebody took the effort to document it well enough to educate people like you!!
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#33
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Its a novel way of getting your 5 fruit and veg a day...



...Touche.....
#34
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so this girl at school comes up to my friend and says

"what can i do to keep from getting pregnant on prom night tonight?"

and my friend says
"this is gonna sound crazy but, un-peel a banana and stick it in your vagina"

so she went home, unpeeled a banana, and stuck it in her vagina

then they guy tried to go in and he's like

"WTF?!?!?!?"

this girl hates my friend now

I highly doubt this happened, so I'm gonna think of this as spam, and therefore wasteful of space, so I'll be reporting you now.
#35
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Damn ts you're really stupid.....how in the world would you expect a banana could stop pregnancy! Everybody knows pregnancy is just a worldwide conspiracy
Babies are delivered by flying storks wearing mail men uniforms in the middle of the night dumbass!! Go do you're research and watch Dumbo!! At least somebody took the effort to document it well enough to educate people like you!!

Go do YOUR research and learn English
#36
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I highly doubt this happened, so I'm gonna think of this as spam, and therefore wasteful of space, so I'll be reporting you now.



jeez i hate menstrual cycles........


but it actually did happen, he won't tell me the name of the person or anything