#1
Before anything, before you post any thread. USE THE ****ING SEARCHBAR. ITS THERE FOR A REASON! there, I have done my civic duty for today.

Back to the point, I am sure you all have seen em, you go into a thread and someone says to use the searchbar, because most likely the thread has already been done before.

So I thought it would be cool to share some of the creative and memorable search bar quotes that we have seen.

Be sure to post the thread you found it in, otherwise it may not make as much sense.

Ok, lets get this thing started.

I found this one in a worst pick up lines thread.

Hey, would you like to SEARCH for the BAR in my pants.
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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#4
check the searchbar somebody already did this.hahaha
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#6
Thread: how longs your dick

Reply: as long as the searchbar
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#7
Quote by vegetable-jim
Thread: how longs your dick

Reply: as long as the searchbar


sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#9
Quote by RPGoof
You know really has been a thread like this before?


Seriously, I used the search bar and found nothing.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#10
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
Seriously, I used the search bar and found nothing.


HAHAHAHAHAA!!!
#11
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
Seriously, I used the search bar and found nothing.



Eh, pretty lame joke.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#12
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Eh, pretty lame joke.


that wasn't a joke
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#14
"I went down and grabbed a pint at the SEARCH BAR once"

is a favorite of mine.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#15
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
that wasn't a joke



Ok. Why did you say it then?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#16
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Ok. Why did you say it then?


because he said this has been done before and I am saying I used the searchbar and found nothing, so yeah.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#17
i hate it when people say use the searchbar, what are you meant to do? dig up a thread that is 2 years old or just not speak of your problem? get moaned at for bumping a 2 year old thread anyway.
to me 'use the searchbar' is as helpful in a thread as 'i cum blood' and 'u gonna get raped'
#18
Quote by GaijinFoot
i hate it when people say use the searchbar, what are you meant to do? dig up a thread that is 2 years old or just not speak of your problem? get moaned at for bumping a 2 year old thread anyway.
to me 'use the searchbar' is as helpful in a thread as 'i cum blood' and 'u gonna get raped'


I think warning people about imminent rape is a good thing to do. If you knew someone was gonna get raped, wouldn't you try to give them fair warning?
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#19
Quote by GaijinFoot
i hate it when people say use the searchbar, what are you meant to do? dig up a thread that is 2 years old or just not speak of your problem? get moaned at for bumping a 2 year old thread anyway.
to me 'use the searchbar' is as helpful in a thread as 'i cum blood' and 'u gonna get raped'

+1
Searchbar jokes are as close as you can come to trolling without a ban.
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#22
The irony of this thread is that there have been many others like it.
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