#1
Ok I have read many books on Spanish, I study it a lot, and sometimes, and I skeptical of what they teach, and this one I got today is no different, "Dirty Spanish, Everyday Slang from What's up? to F*%# off." Basically the entire book is about Spanish SLANG, and it literally covers EVERYTHING, so I need a native speaker, not a "second language" speaker who thinks they know what they are talking about, to verify some of these, because I don't know if they are correct, and when I go back to work with my dad's workers from Mexico, or when I go on study abroad, I don't want to pull some slang out and get weird stares and/or a punch in the face.

Suck my...: Chúpame...
Dick: El pito
Cock: La verga
Pussy: La chocha
Fuck you: Chíngate
Fucking wetback beaners: Frilojeros mojados
Bitch- Puta
Slut- Pelandusca
Son of a bitch- hijueputa
Fuck- Coger/Chingar/Joder
Shit- Mierda
To take a shit- Cagar
Cunt- Funciente
Blowjob- Mamada
Ass- Culo
Can I motorboat your....: Puedo hacer trompetillas con tus....
Weed- Mota
I am wasted: Estoy fumigado
Faggot- Maricón

I figure if all those are correct, the rest probably are too.
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Quote by creeping.death!
They are accurate, although some of them are mexican slang.


Yea, the book divides the slang up among countries, and gives many also for your own, Argentina! Thx though.
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Suck my...: Chúpame... <<<chupame la.
Dick: El pito
Cock: La verga
Pussy: La chocha
Fuck you: Chíngate <<< andate a la mierda.
Fucking wetback beaners: Frilojeros mojados< just frijoleros.
Bitch- Puta
Slut- Pelandusca < <<<<< what? just say puta or prostituta
Son of a bitch- hijueputa < hijo de puta.
Fuck- Coger/Chingar/Joder<< **** is basically mierda in spanish.
Shit- Mierda
To take a shit- Cagar
Cunt- Funciente<no. actually i don't know the exact word but thatsnot it.
Blowjob- Mamada < or chupada de pija.
Ass- Culo
Can I motorboat your....: Puedo hacer.... <<<<no , youll sound like a tool.
Weed- Mota <
I am wasted: Estoy fumigado< estoy echo mierda.
Faggot- Maricón

I figure if all those are correct, the rest probably are too.



there you go. im from argentina btw.
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#7
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From what I remember
*Ass-As No*
but otherwise, yea


I think "asno" is "ass" as in like a wild ass, donkey etc. I think the slang term for "ass" is "culo."
#9
One more question, it says Spanish has country names for sex acts, are these correct?

Such as "una francesa, "un tailandes," "un croata," "un serbio," "un arabe" "un ruso," etc.

I am not going to go into depth with them all lol.
#10
I live in southern California.... does that count? Lol.

But anyways I talk to a lot of Mexicans that actually have lived in Mexico and I went to Puerto Rico and talked to them about those words. Most of them look right to me.

In Puerto Rico, they dont use puta though. They use querro (sp?).

And Ive never heard chocha before.... I bet its right though. The one I know of is panocha. Theyre probably just synonyms though.

And joder.... its a verb BTW incase you didnt know. So if you use it you have to conjugate. Jodete.
#11
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Suck my...: Chúpame...
Dick: El pito
Cock: La verga
Pussy: Vagina, pepa
Fuck you: Chíngate
Fucking wetback beaners: Frilojeros mojados<---this is too ofensive to translate
Bitch- Puta
Slut- Zorra, puta
Son of a bitch- hijo de puta
Fuck- Coger/Chingar
Shit- Mierda
To take a shit- Cagar
Cunt- hmm..does **** mean the same as vagina?
Blowjob- Mamada
Ass- Culo
Can I motorboat your....: Puedo hacer trompetillas con tus....<--no one uses this expression..Weed- Mota
I am wasted: Estoy pedo
Faggot- Maricón

I figure if all those are correct, the rest probably are too.
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well, the thing with spanish and slang is, there's a lot of spanish speaking countries, and all of them differ a bit on the slang..but if it's for mexicans, i can help


I'm form Argentina too , but currently living in Mexico
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#12
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I live in southern California.... does that count? Lol.

But anyways I talk to a lot of Mexicans that actually have lived in Mexico and I went to Puerto Rico and talked to them about those words. Most of them look right to me.

In Puerto Rico, they dont use puta though. They use querro (sp?).

And Ive never heard chocha before.... I bet its right though. The one I know of is panocha. Theyre probably just synonyms though.

And joder.... its a verb BTW incase you didnt know. So if you use it you have to conjugate. Jodete.


Well no kidding hehe, I wouldn't be learning slang if I didn't have Spanish grammar and a huge sum of vocabulary more or less already mastered.
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well, the thing with spanish and slang is, there's a lot of spanish speaking countries, and all of them differ a bit on the slang..but if it's for mexicans, i can help


I'm form Argentina too , but currently living in Mexico


ke cantidad de argentinos aka...hay como 6 o 7
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Ok I have read many books on Spanish, I study it a lot, and sometimes, and I skeptical of what they teach, and this one I got today is no different, "Dirty Spanish, Everyday Slang from What's up? to F*%# off." Basically the entire book is about Spanish SLANG, and it literally covers EVERYTHING, so I need a native speaker, not a "second language" speaker who thinks they know what they are talking about, to verify some of these, because I don't know if they are correct, and when I go back to work with my dad's workers from Mexico, or when I go on study abroad, I don't want to pull some slang out and get weird stares and/or a punch in the face.

Suck my...: Chúpame...
Dick: El pito
Cock: La verga
Pussy: La chocha
Fuck you: Chíngate
Fucking wetback beaners: Frilojeros mojados
Bitch- Puta
Slut- Pelandusca
Son of a bitch- hijueputa
Fuck- Coger/Chingar/Joder
Shit- Mierda
To take a shit- Cagar
Cunt- Funciente
Blowjob- Mamada
Ass- Culo
Can I motorboat your....: Puedo hacer trompetillas con tus....
Weed- Mota
I am wasted: Estoy fumigado
Faggot- Maricón

I figure if all those are correct, the rest probably are too.


im mexican and they are al wrong man

Suck my...: Chupamela, Me la pelas
Dick: Pito
Cock: La verga
Pussy: La pocha(chocha is also correct)
Fuck you: Chíngate...Jodete
Fucking wetback beaners: Frilojeros mojados
Bitch- Puta, perra
Slut- Pelandusca
Son of a bitch- hijueputa, hijo de puta
Fuck- Coger/Chingar/Joder
Shit- Mierda
To take a shit- Cagar
Cunt- Funciente(what the hell???)
Blowjob- Mamada, pija, chupete
Ass- Culo
Can I motorboat your....: Matar, montar
Weed- Mota, motorola
I am wasted: Estoy pedo
Faggot- Joto
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im mexican and they are al wrong man

Suck my...: Chupamela, Me la pelas
Dick: Pito
Cock: La verga
Pussy: La pocha(chocha is also correct)
Fuck you: Chíngate...Jodete
Fucking wetback beaners: Frilojeros mojados
Bitch- Puta, perra
Slut- Pelandusca
Son of a bitch- hijueputa, hijo de puta
Fuck- Coger/Chingar/Joder
Shit- Mierda
To take a shit- Cagar
Cunt- Funciente(what the hell???)
Blowjob- Mamada, pija, chupete
Ass- Culo
Can I motorboat your....: Matar, montar
Weed- Mota, motorola
I am wasted: Estoy pedo
Faggot- Joto


All wrong? You changed like 3 or 4, so that is still pretty damn accurate.
#17
Quote by EnemyWolf
One more question, it says Spanish has country names for sex acts, are these correct?

Such as "una francesa, "un tailandes," "un croata," "un serbio," "un arabe" "un ruso," etc.

I am not going to go into depth with them all lol.



not that i know of..but you can use the literal translations for some, socuh as 69 and missionary..

but why the hell would you need to know that to talk with mex-

Oh. I see.

Quote by devit
im mexican and they are al wrong man

Suck my...: Chupamela, Me la pelas
Dick: Pito
Cock: La verga
Pussy: La pocha(chocha is also correct)
Fuck you: Chíngate...Jodete
Fucking wetback beaners: Frilojeros mojados
Bitch- Puta, perra
Slut- Pelandusca
Son of a bitch- hijueputa, hijo de puta
Fuck- Coger/Chingar/Joder
Shit- Mierda
To take a shit- Cagar
Cunt- Funciente(what the hell???)
Blowjob- Mamada, pija, chupete
Ass- Culo
Can I motorboat your....: Matar, montar
Weed- Mota, motorola
I am wasted: Estoy pedo
Faggot- Joto



not all of them..but some are. Remember, slang varies even form state to state

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ke cantidad de argentinos aka...hay como 6 o 7



la verdad no estoy seguro..pero unite al grupo

aunq la vdd yo nunca me fijo nada q ponen..pero es bueno figurar
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You should join the group!!


i did already

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Suck my...: Chupame
Dick: Pito/Churro/Verga
Cock: Verga (almost the same as dick)
Pussy: Concha/Pepa/Tajo
Fuck you: Andate a la mierda/La concha que te pario/etc (most insults)
Fucking wetback beaners: Frilojeros (I never saw that one, except for a Molotov song)
Bitch- Puta
Slut- Perra/Trola/Puta/Brisca
Son of a bitch- Hijo the puta
Fuck- Coger
Shit- Mierda
To take a shit- Cagar/Echarse un cage/etc
Cunt- (you can use the pussy ones too, unless you mean the insult, which is basicly the same as all the other insults)
Blowjob- Mamada/Pete
Ass- Culo
Can I motorboat your....: Puedo hacer trompetillas con tus....(what is this?)
Weed- Hierba/Maria/Mary Jane
I am wasted: Estoy loco/Fumado/Zumbando
Faggot- Maricón/Marica/Puto

I don't know if I forgot anything, at least the ones I know..

EDIT:So I see...
No Uruguayans here right?

Last edited by gonzaw at Oct 22, 2008,
#20
I'm pretty sure it's mostly correct, just remember, different countries have different styles of speaking. It used to be all spanish-speaking countries used the uniform dictionary published by Spain, but they started not to, and now each country has their own dictionary. It's all still mostly the same, but certain things mean different things in different countries.
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I'm pretty sure it's mostly correct, just remember, different countries have different styles of speaking. It used to be all spanish-speaking countries used the uniform dictionary published by Spain, but they started not to, and now each country has their own dictionary. It's all still mostly the same, but certain things mean different things in different countries.


Yea lol, supposebly in Latin America, "coger" means "****" and in Spain it means "catch." So I guess in Spain when they go to work they have to "**** a bus."

Essentially all of the curriculum I learned of Spanish is about SPAIN Spanish, so I don't really know much about Latin American.
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I prefer to ask my mexican friend or put on spanish subtitles when i watch Entourage


I think most subtitle makers may be multi-lingual, but they are NOT multi-cultural, and they should be. The slang is NEVER correct it seems, and they use stuff that is technically CORRECT, but most people wouldn't use it. Like on a movie, they always said "Sorry," but the subtitles said "Disculpo." Ok I know "Disculpar" means to apologize, but how many people say "I apologize" everytime they do something wrong?
#24
Quote by aaronob
I live in southern California.... does that count? Lol.

But anyways I talk to a lot of Mexicans that actually have lived in Mexico and I went to Puerto Rico and talked to them about those words. Most of them look right to me.

In Puerto Rico, they dont use puta though. They use querro (sp?).

And Ive never heard chocha before.... I bet its right though. The one I know of is panocha. Theyre probably just synonyms though.

And joder.... its a verb BTW incase you didnt know. So if you use it you have to conjugate. Jodete.


What the **** you talking about??

We don't do/say any of those things you just mentioned!!
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Mamame el bicho... jaja
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#27
Suck my...: Chúpame... <--- Chupame la...
Dick: El pito <---- Pinga
****: La verga
Pussy: La chocha <---- Chucha
**** you: Chíngate <---- Jodete
****ing wetback beaners: Frilojeros mojados
Bitch- Puta
Slut- Pelandusca <---Puta
Son of a bitch- hijueputa
****- Coger/Chingar/Joder <--- Culiar
****- Mierda
To take a ****- Cagar
****- Funciente <--- Micha
Blowjob- Mamada <--Mamada
Ass- Culo
Can I motorboat your....: Puedo hacer trompetillas con tus....
Weed- Mota <--- krispin, marijuana, verde, weed ect
I am wasted: Estoy fumigado <-- estoy quemado
Faggot- Maricón


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