#1
playing you guitar with your penis??

if you havent. i dont promote it but it has its comical advantages
#2
Maybe you can use it like a slide.
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"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

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#3
Sounds painful. I do not want callus build up on my penis. Fingers only please.
#5
I heard Murderface did it pretty well for you cartoon watchers in the pit....
#6
chances are, if you try to use your **** to play an instrument

you're doing it wrong.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#7
the flappy part would get caught... hurts just thinking about it..
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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#8
Only Murderface does that & makes it work.
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#9
heres a thought. ever tried to use your penis for sex?
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#12
i would have to do a lotttttt of **** pushups to train for this shit....
IM A LEFTY!

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#13
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heres a thought. ever tried to use your penis for sex?

Nope, never thought of that. Thanks for the tip

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A song im very good at is Raining Blood!
"RAINING BLOOD! from a lacerated sky! Bleed is Horror! I bleed destruction, and now i shall REIGN IN BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Is that what he says?
#14
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I don't want my penis be to sliced off by a g string.

this
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#15
just imagine if you snapped a string ON YOUR DICK


HOLY ****ING NUTSACK THAT WOULD HURT