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#1
Ok, I have a really really hot spanish teacher. And I've made this plan...


See, she does extra help. Nobody does it at all. So I thought I'de join it....
she just hit 30, so her honryness should be quite high. She doesn't have a boyfriend (she aint married either). I just got to find a way to get out whoevers in the class and try to turn her on, and bam!

Good plan, eh? Do you guys think it'll work?


My god, I really do have some problems don't I?
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[X] Smoke weed in my bathroom, and burn it down
[X] Shit in my basement and get away with it
[ ] Plow my teacher
#4
Quote by Våd Hamster
I hope she isn't turned off by lack of pubes.


Or undescended testicles.
#5
Ms Ramirez?

No, mine! Awesome plan, though.


She's got a cute face, boobs like little waterballoons, a beautiful ass, and oh my god you'd want to shove your dick into her.

Mine!
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#6
Pics or GTFO (and grab some pics to post)

....of her, not your lack of pubes =P
#7
I think you might have a chance.

She doesn't have any boyfriend.... You have a chance.

Don't ask me how I know it.

Btw, van halen - hot for teacher
#10
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#11
dude i had a hot 22 year old teacher once. she looked like 15 though i always was like dam i should hit that.... then i ws like wait... she gave me a d
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#13
don't take a crap in her basement.
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#16
i've seen many of these and they never contain pics.... its so disappointing....
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#17
i've never been hot for a teacher as i've never had a hot teacher, but sounds like with a little luck might get to fight for that A+
#18
Quote by illuminatiano
don't take a crap in her basement.


hahahahahahaha



Or smoke weed in her bathroom and light it on fire
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#19
Quote by humperdunk
dude i had a hot 22 year old teacher once. she looked like 15 though i always was like dam i should hit that.... then i ws like wait... she gave me a d


Give her a D in return
#20
Quote by joshua029
i've seen many of these and they never contain pics.... its so disappointing....



Wouldn't she think it's wierd that one of her students is taking pictures of her?

I'd love to get a shot of that ass though. God Damn!
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#24
BUT it is acceptable to ask her to a circle jerk
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#25
Quote by Alexishxc1337
Give her a D in return


STD in return maybe?
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#27
Quote by kaosfire
Pics or GTFO (and grab some pics to post)




Well, that's inevitable. Make a thread about a hot teacher and pics will be demanded. Tis' the way of the world.
#29
Quote by joshua029
i've seen many of these and they never contain pics.... its so disappointing....



usually mean that this guy is ****in lying!!!


lolol jkjk jk but yea, um just go for 18 y/o chicks, im sure theyre just as horny
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#30
Quote by Twist of fate
Are you ****ing joking? This is stuff 10 year olds do.


LMFAO! hahahaha



Yeah...

I know this kid. He's a senior at my school.

He's my brother =(

WTF? How do I make small font! thats not small!!!
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Last edited by metal overlord at Oct 22, 2008,
#32
hit that.

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#33
Dude she is 30 and single, she must have a myspace.

SEARCH IT.
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#34
Quote by kaiser_bill
pics or it didn't happen



but it hasn't happened... and it wouldn't be weird to take a pic out of the yearbook o something and post it. just any pic of her would be starts imo...
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#35
last summer i dated a 25 year old math teacher(hot math teacher) and i was only 19 last summer.

needless to say, best summer of my life. she actually did teach me a few things i didn't know. then she started talking about marriage and i just said, ya know. im too young. see ya


lol


thats an actual true story. no joke.
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#36
Quote by Holy.
Dude she is 30 and single, she must have a myspace.

SEARCH IT.


Or facebook. Would a teacher friend a student on facebook?
#37
just be upfront with her n tell her ul sniff her anus as a bonus, that should do the trick
#38
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#39
You're on a roll, aren't you?

I think you're full of shit.
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#40
Quote by Alexishxc1337
Ask her to conjugate estar for you.


estoy
estas
esta
estamos
estais
estan

i dont get it
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