#1
Regarding on how long the pit has been active, i'm sure this exists, but i looked through the search bad many many times. So here it goes.


What's the Weridest combination of things you buy at a store to make the Cashier go: WTFLOL!?

Mine is, a box of condoms and a dozen plungers.

GO
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whats the best part about sex with eighty one year olds?
theres eighty of them
#3
Over my mates uni house, trip to Tesco :

Large bag of ice
Lot's of booze
Box of cotton buds
A floppy plastic bucket
#4
take one of their catalogues rip out the section with the underwear and buy some lube then walk to the bathroom meanwhile ensuring everyone sees you.
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#5
this thread isnt very origninol, i've seen it before.

but probably like

food and a dr. pepper.
#7
Toilet cleaner, tin foil, and a bunch of 2 liter sodas
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#9
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vaseline, zucchini, hot wheels car, and condoms.

zucchini for dinner, hot wheels car cause it was corvette....and i liked it, vaseline for dry skin, and condoms for, well i think we all know.


Skier, you don't need condoms for the butt
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whats the best part about sex with eighty one year olds?
theres eighty of them
#10
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vaseline, zucchini, hot wheels car, and condoms.

zucchini for dinner, hot wheels car cause it was corvette....and i liked it, vaseline for dry skin, and condoms for, well i think we all know.


Sick ass, mutha' fuckin' water balloon fights!
#11
vaseline and a package of hot dogs. imagine having to be the cashier on that one haha
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#12
diapers and cheeze whiz
My pedalboard is worth more than my car, but that doesn't say much for either.
#13
The thing that got me the weirdest look at a store was a lighter, bugspray, a box of condoms, shampoo, and a set of guitar strings (wal-mart, i was desperate)
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#14
The cashier always freaks out when I bring a searchbar up to the counter.
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#15
Condoms, lube, plunger, fire, south park dvds, tape, peanuts, handcuffs, Peruvian flute band music, laxative, cheese, rat trap.
#16
"Hi, I need a jar of mayonnaise, a stop watch, and a bible. That's what I need. A case of motor oil and a blonde wig. Quickly. I need road flares and a pair of pink panties. And a glass eye, hurry up."
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#17
Lawn fertilizer....
box of condoms....
slurpee....
candy.....
xbox....
and the latest issue of Guns 'n Ammo
#18
cannibal corpse cd and a hatchet
My pedalboard is worth more than my car, but that doesn't say much for either.
#23
Not kidding.

- 2 frozen pizzas
- A cucumber
- Hot Dog buns
- Vaseline
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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touche sir.
#24
How about guitar strings razors condoms petroleum jelly and a microphone the guy at the counter just looked at me like WAT?
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