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Ok so there is this really hot girl at my school, and im gonna ask her out, but i cant think of any place to go. Help?
sup, my name is abe
#4
not gonna happen. don try. jus follow her to her house and rape her as she tries to open the fron door.
Do NOT look behind you.
#6
McDonald's
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Ok so there is this really hot girl at my school, and im gonna ask her out, but i cant think of any place to go. Help?



you should take her to a neverending forest where you will discover the true meaning of creation and life. Under an acorn tree where it is soft and quiet its almost like the tree is holding you itself. it would be like some form of elysian field in my head very green and brown. you would take some food and drink and an mp3 player and discuss what you want to be in your existance.
#8
no, i know its gonna happen, ive known for like weeks, just not when i was gonna ask her. Shes probably expecting it too.
sup, my name is abe
#9
Go to a sex shop- get her horny from all the dildos and stuff. Ask her if she wants anything and buy it for her- but tell her you are specially trained in the usage of most of the equipment and will have to put her through your training program.
#10
you've known for weeks that you were going to rape her?

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you should take her to a neverending forest where you will discover the true meaning of creation and life. Under an acorn tree where it is soft and quiet its almost like the tree is holding you itself. it would be like some form of elysian field in my head very green and brown. you would take some food and drink and an mp3 player and discuss what you want to be in your existance.


Or we could just fap under the acorn tree for the rest of existence. SERIOUSLY I NEED HELP!
sup, my name is abe
#14
allow her to be kidnapped by terrorists for some unknown reason then dashingly dispose of them and rescue her.
#15
Movies of course. Then go get food from anywhere and eat it outside in the parking lot while sitting on top of your car, like at mcdonalds, or anywhere like I said. Then talk about the movie and anything else that comes up.

Sound good or would you like another suggestion?
#16
Josef Fritzl's basement

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Or we could just fap under the acorn tree for the rest of existence. SERIOUSLY I NEED HELP!


i seriously did that with a girl when i was at school. despite having a girlfriend and several 'fucck buddies' in the past. nothing beats the first time under a tree. seriously man chicks never say no to walks. you should ask her if she likes butter by shining a buttercup under her cheek.

its these moments which are the most precious in life. im in a room with about 5k of music gear and stuff and its all nothing compared to those moments. i envy you.
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Movies of course. Then go get food from anywhere and eat it outside in the parking lot while sitting on top of your car, like at mcdonalds, or anywhere like I said. Then talk about the movie and anything else that comes up.

Sound good or would you like another suggestion?

+1
Dinner and a movie,
with dinner afterwards so its easier to make conversation
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Movies of course. Then go get food from anywhere and eat it outside in the parking lot while sitting on top of your car, like at mcdonalds, or anywhere like I said. Then talk about the movie and anything else that comes up.

Sound good or would you like another suggestion?


ive done that a million times, i dont want to make it a million and one. Would mall be a good idea, even though i know guys don't really go to malls. But i suck at malls, i dont have a clue where anything is.
sup, my name is abe
#21
My pants.
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#22
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Anal point. I hear there's deep penetration there.
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ive done that a million times, i dont want to make it a million and one. Would mall be a good idea, even though i know guys don't really go to malls. But i suck at malls, i dont have a clue where anything is.

Do it again.
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Movies of course. Then go get food from anywhere and eat it outside in the parking lot while sitting on top of your car, like at mcdonalds, or anywhere like I said. Then talk about the movie and anything else that comes up.

Sound good or would you like another suggestion?

Hey! Were trying to give serious suggestions here and you start cracking jokes?

well, TS, I think a nice, warm, cozy, candle-lit dungeon full of torture and bondage instruments would be nice. Perhaps a skeleton in the corner to set the mood.
#25
She'll say no.

:P
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#26
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Do it again.

X2. Mall sounds kind of lame, but it would work if you really don't want to use the time-tested dinner+movie classic.
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Hey! Were trying to give serious suggestions here and you start cracking jokes?

well, TS, I think a nice, warm, cozy, candle-lit dungeon full of torture and bondage instruments would be nice. Perhaps a skeleton in the corner to set the mood.

#28
Come up to her wearing nothing but a bow tie on your Coock. Go up to her and say, i got a gift for you, and as she is looking down at your crotch, pull out a ring from Tiffany's out of your ass. She totally bone you after.
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it's not so much where you go, as the connection that is forged between the two of you.
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#32
Take her to the copa... Copacabana. It's the hottest spot north of Havana.
#33
Take her into the forest where nobody can hear her scream, then put it in her arse.
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#35
Narnia, or you know, dinner and a movie.
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Anal point. I hear there's deep penetration there.



that place is tight, XD
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#38
Take her for ice cream...unless she's lactose intolerant or something

Works every time for some kind of fun later on
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#39
Man, avoid the movies. Do something or go somewhere where you can actually talk, instead of sitting and staring at a sheet of canvas for 2 hours. Seriously try the park idea. If you know how to barbecue then why not find a national park/somewhere you can barbecue outdoors and do so. I think that would be fun. In fact that was what I did my first time out.
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