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#1
Name some things that really turn you on that you think is wierd, or you really don't find how it does..


For me it's shaving my pubes..
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#6
2g1c?
Jackson DXMG -> Vai Morley Wah -> Korg Black Tuner -> (Need a delay) -> Maxon OD808 -> BBE Sonic Maximizer -> ISP Noisegate -> Mesa Boogie Mark IV
#11
No pubes??? someone sounds awfully pedo there.

ummmm.......... Girls stomach's... thats all i can think of. lots of ppl like boobs n such.
Music is an art form that celebrates potential. So long as you're looking for it, you'll always find it.
#12
Quote by disillusia
grapes



Man, you made my day

Some of you guys have wierd ones
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#13
Cheek Piercings.....................on girls.

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EBMM JP7 Dargies Delight II
Manuel Rodriguez C Cedar Top
#14
thought of another one.

Asian men with shortshorts, listening to bethooven on an Ipod, jacking off on a young female camel with a rastafarian hat on.
Music is an art form that celebrates potential. So long as you're looking for it, you'll always find it.
#15
Quote by gattcat0
emo girls

and goth girls... i don't know why....... ill blame my parents

Me too!!!

Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#17
oh yeah, the depressed girl thing. makes you feel like tasting thier blood and tears and.................. dear god i really do have problems
Music is an art form that celebrates potential. So long as you're looking for it, you'll always find it.
#18
Certain songs.
Seattle Seahawks


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#19
I work with this chick and she just changes in and out of her clothes right in the staff room- she is hot and will just drop her pants/dress whatever to change, one time she had this slightly see thru pair of underwear on and I could see a bit of muff action- I literally turned and popped a boner right there- she asked me if I was ok, and I said "Yep..very good."

Anyways, she had a boyfriend and one day he got pissed off because 3 of us were talking about how we thought she was hot and he got mad at her and they broke up. I haven't got anything really yet, at the Christmas party this year I am hoping for something though.


edit - the reason this shouldnt turn me on? I have a girlfriend.
#20
Quote by gattcat0
don't you just love christmas... i hope u get yours man


ya dude I have this love for christmas parties ever since I was at my first job x-mas party after I was 18. There was this slightly older chick I think about 29 or so, and she always called me cute at work and shit, so at the end of the day she goes do "you want to split a taxi?" And I said yeah, at my stop I got out and said good night, she followed me though, came upstairs we ****ed. But she was a raging slut, the next day she left and about a week later at work she said not to mention it because her boyfriend was the jealous type. I was kinda scared cuz he was like 30 and woulda prolly beat the shit out of me. She never said anything though so it worked out. Gotta love xmas.
#21
Oooh, my birthday's soon, like week and a half away, hopefully ill get some birthday lovin
Music is an art form that celebrates potential. So long as you're looking for it, you'll always find it.
#23
New To Town With A Made Up Name

In The Angel's City

Chasing Fortune And Fame
09/03/2012
#24
Quote by gattcat0
so im not alone... yay... my dignity... but seriously they r hot........

the one on the left is the emo girl.......... yay


Can you please just stop trying.
UG Irish Clan-Póg mo thóin


Thanks man.
#25
Being choked.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#26
Quote by metacarpi
Being choked.



Wow really...


Err, kinky much?
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#27
Don't judge me.



Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#28
Quote by gattcat0
emo girls

and goth girls... i don't know why....... ill blame my parents

Aint nothin wrong with emo girls.

The sight of blood turns me on.
Quote by Yakult
If I get a boner I generally pass out due to the massive amount of blood having to be redirected from my brain


Quote by DubStar92
I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#30
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Furries, and loli hentai. Or just loli in general.





wat.
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So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.

#31
Quote by emery01



wat.




I have a friend who is into furry porn. One time he was at school, when the teacher asked him to show him the homework on his USB. (Of course he had furry porn on his USB.) He plugged his USB into the teachers computer. This wouldn't be a problem as long as he hid it all, right? Wrong. At my school Photoshop Elements searches all removable drives for media content, and then displays them on-screen, so you can imagine what just filled the screen when it was plugged in...

The teacher just pulled it out, gave my friend back his USB, then said, in a slow, calm voice, without looking at him; "We never speak of this again."

Thank god for those awesome teachers.
#33
Quote by 'Leviathan'


I have a friend who is into furry porn. One time he was at school, when the teacher asked him to show him the homework on his USB. (Of course he had furry porn on his USB.) He plugged his USB into the teachers computer. This wouldn't be a problem as long as he hid it all, right? Wrong. At my school Photoshop Elements searches all removable drives for media content, and then displays them on-screen, so you can imagine what just filled the screen when it was plugged in...

The teacher just pulled it out, gave my friend back his USB, then said, in a slow, calm voice, without looking at him; "We never speak of this again."

Thank god for those awesome teachers.







oh my...
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#34
Quote by 'Leviathan'


I have a friend who is into furry porn. One time he was at school, when the teacher asked him to show him the homework on his USB. (Of course he had furry porn on his USB.) He plugged his USB into the teachers computer. This wouldn't be a problem as long as he hid it all, right? Wrong. At my school Photoshop Elements searches all removable drives for media content, and then displays them on-screen, so you can imagine what just filled the screen when it was plugged in...

The teacher just pulled it out, gave my friend back his USB, then said, in a slow, calm voice, without looking at him; "We never speak of this again."

Thank god for those awesome teachers.


That is awesome haha.
Everything.
Hahaha.
#35
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
I could see a bit of muff action- I literally turned and popped a boner right there- she asked me if I was ok, and I said "Yep..very good."


Hahahah
Gear:

Gibson SG Standard.
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266 Half stack.
Cry Baby Wah pedal.
#37
Quote by metacarpi
Being choked.


Choking people.

Want to go camping?
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#38
Quote by neopowell
Choking people.

Want to go camping?


*busy packing tent*

Sorry, did you say something?

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#40
Mine is rather embarrassing. And there are some females in this thread!
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