#1
Insprired by an other Pit thread.

11 months ago I was hooking up with a girl and the second night she stayed over I was waaaaaaaaaay drunk. I got piss drunk.

I pissed myself. Pissed on her. I woke up in the morning went straight to the bathroom and knew she was awake by then. The most embarassing shit ever I walked back into my room and literally facepalmed. Just shook my head and started taking my sheets off without response.

She became my girlfriend. So thats cool?
#4
Cool isn't the word I'd use for that
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#5
Quote by el-ECTRO
Cool isn't the word I'd use for that

You'd love me to piss on you.
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#7
I gotta say I'm amazed she stuck around..maybe she is into golden fetish? Next time you're about to have sex and have to use the bathroom see if you can pee in her mouth while she sucks it.
#8
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
You'd love me to piss on you.


Yaknow.. I'm awfully sorry but I don't think I would.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#9
Shes not into it. Actually when I got out of the bathroom she was already changing my sheets and kissed me right after saying she knew how drunk I was. I was waaaaaaasted.
#10
Quote by el-ECTRO
Yaknow.. I'm awfully sorry but I don't think I would.

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#11
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
You better sleep with one eye open tonight


Meh, you don't know where I live
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#13
If u have a hot girl whoose good in bed and respects if ur manhood needs to take a random piss on her...wel....

Your a very lucky guy u know that?

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#14
Once I broke someone's fence, stole their peanut butter and ran through their house yelling at everyone not to become a scientologist. I haven't been invited to a party since.

So thats cool?
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#15
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Of course I don't


Good.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#16
rofl......

hahahhahahh

you shouldn't be embarrassed bud, cuz....


YOU PISSED ON A CHICK AND SHE STILL ****S YA!!!

Jesus Christ man you better marry that f*cking woman
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#17
Quote by whalepudding
Once I broke someone's fence, stole their peanut butter and ran through their house yelling at everyone not to become a scientologist. I haven't been invited to a party since.

So thats cool?


Very cool.
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#19
Quote by el-ECTRO
Meh, you don't know where I live


I do, and I drink a lot of coffee, so be prepared...

I remember having a race around the centre of Bristol at exactly the time all the pubs were kicking people out. That doesn't sound so bad, except we were all in nappies.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#21
Quote by neopowell
I do, and I drink a lot of coffee, so be prepared...

I remember having a race around the centre of Bristol at exactly the time all the pubs were kicking people out. That doesn't sound so bad, except we were all in nappies.


But you don't know EXACTLY where I live
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#23
Quote by el-ECTRO
But you don't know EXACTLY where I live


How big can that little town be? I'll just go around weeing on people until someone goes 'fuck off, Neo!' and I'll know it's you.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#24
Quote by TerryHall
Do you guys want pix of this girl?


Covered in piss ?
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#26
Quote by el-ECTRO
But you don't know EXACTLY where I live

Then I'll break into every house in Bristol and piss on every girl I come across. How about that?
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#27
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Then I'll break into every house in Bristol and piss on every girl I come across. How about that?


Oh, fine, leave me out then.

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#29
dude, you need to get that girl on LOCKDOWN. she even started changing your sheets? do it, dude. she. is. cool.
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#30
I think I love your girlfriend. Marry her now!!

Before it's too late!!
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#33
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I'll do Derby next week


You better.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#34
Whoa, pretty lucky she didnt care.
Quote by whalepudding
Once I broke someone's fence, stole their peanut butter and ran through their house yelling at everyone not to become a scientologist. I haven't been invited to a party since.

So thats cool?

Some of my mates on a footy trip went into someones house, in the middle of the night, through a window and got a glass of milk and ate a box of TV snacks. Theyd never seen the house or the people who lived there ever before.