#1
I just realised i forgot to do a big project thing i had due in tomorrow and i only just realised. I need a lame excuse as to why it isnt done to get a extenion

HELP!
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hmmm thats in the maybe pile...
#6
I spent too much time making lame threads in the pit, looking for excuses for why I hadn't done it. Instead of actually trying to do it.
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#7
Say that your cat died, and that you were too distraught to even think about it.

gotta mope around in class tho
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#8
Religious holiday. You worship Satan, and it's coming up to Haloween, so you're having some sort of burning of a virgin at the stake or something.

It worked for me once before.
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#9
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Religious holiday. You worship Satan, and it's coming up to Haloween, so you're having some sort of burning of a virgin at the stake or something.

It worked for me once before.


so crazy it has to work? another for the maybe pile
#10
yeah, just ignore me. mine was valid.
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#11
Man up and tell them the truth. The worst you'll get is spitroasted by the two biggest teachers.
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#13
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yeah, just ignore me. mine was valid.


yes i could give it ago. and the truth one was valid but the truth never works...
#15
Dear Guitarism12;

email or contact the teacher BEFORE tomorrow and say if you can have the deadline extended. Make sure to say it's because, "I really want to do good on this project, if I could have more time..." or something like that. Make sure you say that you want to do good on the project.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#16
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Religious holiday. You worship Satan, and it's coming up to Haloween, so you're having some sort of burning of a virgin at the stake or something.

It worked for me once before.



You do realize that Halloween is a pagan holiday and they do not believe in Satan right? Only Christians believe in Satan. Hell even Satanists don't believe in an actual being named Satan. To them Satan is a state of mind. Fail.

TS, drop everything, and get it done now! In college I once completed an 11 page paper on The Energizer Bunny in one day. Whatever it is, you can do it, just get to it!
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#17
GTFO THE PiT AND DO YOUR PROJECT, FOO!!

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#18
Hell even Satanists don't believe in an actual being named Satan.


Fail yourself as well. There's more than one kind of Satanist
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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#19
i surpose i could give it ubsolute hell drink 30 cups of coffee and stay up all night and do it...maybe but it has to be decent enuf for a pass otherwise it kinda ruins the point in doin it
#20
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Fail yourself as well. There's more than one kind of Satanist


No, there are True Satanists, and Fools who think they are Satanists. If you believe in a being called Satan, then you must believe in his creator, God, hence you are a Christian. Quod erat demonstrandum.
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#21
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i surpose i could give it ubsolute hell drink 30 cups of coffee and stay up all night and do it...maybe but it has to be decent enuf for a pass otherwise it kinda ruins the point in doin it


well what's the project?
edit: sorry for the double post, had to ask.
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#22
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Dear Guitarism12;

email or contact the teacher BEFORE tomorrow and say if you can have the deadline extended. Make sure to say it's because, "I really want to do good on this project, if I could have more time..." or something like that. Make sure you say that you want to do good on the project.


But then he'd actually have to do good on the project instead of just handing in some lame rushed thing.
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#23
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well what's the project?
edit: sorry for the double post, had to ask.


Part1 of it is a thousand word essay on the merchant of venence

Part2 is identyfying 6 language techniques in the play and descuss how they helped the meaning of the play
#24
Dude, 1000 words? Cmon, that'd take like an hour, hour and a half tops.
The language techniques are a bit trickier. Use teh internets to find the answer to that one, this should probably take another hour and a half. So there you go, 3 hours. Give yourself 4 just for cushioning. Now stop posting and get working!
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#25
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Dude, 1000 words? Cmon, that'd take like an hour, hour and a half tops.
The language techniques are a bit trickier. Use teh internets to find the answer to that one, this should probably take another hour and a half. So there you go, 3 hours. Give yourself 4 just for cushioning. Now stop posting and get working!


this is guna be fun....thanks for your help pit
#26
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No, there are True Satanists, and Fools who think they are Satanists. If you believe in a being called Satan, then you must believe in his creator, God, hence you are a Christian. Quod erat demonstrandum.


You mean the True Satanism that was created in the last century by a theremin player?

Satanism in which the actual being of Satan is worshipped is indeed a form of Christianity. It's just rooting for the other side and it's been around a lot longer than LaVey.
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#27
You all know Satrianism pwns satanism. He can play better guitar then satan anyways.

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#28
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You all know Satrianism pwns satanism. He can play better guitar then satan anyways.


Spaceyism for the win. Go Kevin!!
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#29
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Part1 of it is a thousand word essay on the merchant of venence

Part2 is identyfying 6 language techniques in the play and descuss how they helped the meaning of the play



Dude... 1000 words is piss. Its nothing. Average essay I have to do on my course is 2000-3000 words. And for my coursework its 5000.

Stop fannying about in the pit and like I said before. Go do your work.
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#30
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Man up and tell them the truth. The worst you'll get is spitroasted by the two biggest teachers.



hahaha
#31
Say you had chronic diarrhoa.

Seriously though, Jig school tommorow, and go the next school day with a doctor's certificate.

...explaining you had chronic diarrhoa.
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#32
Ask if the teacher or whoever you have to hand it into this;

You; 'Would you ever tell a student off, for something that they hadn't done?'
Other guy; 'Ofcourse not'
You; 'Oh, thats good. I haven't done my project. '

It's worked a few times for me.
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#33
Quote by matt169
Dude... 1000 words is piss. Its nothing. Average essay I have to do on my course is 2000-3000 words. And for my coursework its 5000.

Stop fannying about in the pit and like I said before. Go do your work.


haha i'm soo lucky i'm in high school and I only have to write 500-word essays. 'tis a cinch.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#34
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Dude... 1000 words is piss. Its nothing. Average essay I have to do on my course is 2000-3000 words. And for my coursework its 5000.

Stop fannying about in the pit and like I said before. Go do your work.


Exactly, I write 2000 word essays on books I read and i'm not even in school any more you ****ing pansy.


sadly i'm being serious
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#35
''printers broke, getting a new one tonight''

that ALWAYS worked for me and i do mean ALWAYS, everyone used it too, i'm suprised the teachers didn't catch on.

other than that... bunk off the day and do it all day, then bring it in FIRST thing next morning as soon as you go in and explain to the teacher you were ill with some bug, they'll then be sympathetic rather than quizzical as to why it was late.

yet another one that worked for me lol.
#36
yeah, just stay home from school and do it if you don't have enough time today.
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#37
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haha i'm soo lucky i'm in high school and I only have to write 500-word essays. 'tis a cinch.


Ach im in Uni.

TS should stfu and stop crying.
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