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#1
We British are too...
48% of Britons believe that Area 51 exists to investigate aliens and their spaceships.

A massive 38% think that 9/11 was orchestrated by the US government.

And 35% believe that the Apollo landing on the Moon was a hoax.

A suspicious 32% are convinced that Diana, Princess of Wales, and Dodi Fayed were murdered.

25% think the Illuminati and the Masons are trying to take over the world.

And would you believe Scientologists rule Hollywood? Well, 17% of those who took part in the survey would.

Big Brother is watching - and 7% believe that barcodes are really intended to control people.

And 6% are convinced that Microsoft sends messages via Wingdings.

Another dark theory: some 5% believe the US government allowed Pearl Harbour to happen.

And 3% think the world is run by dinosaur-like reptiles!

The poll also revealed that 61% believe in aliens.

And 52% think ghosts exist.


http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Top-Ten-Conspiracy-Theories/Media-Gallery/200807415061364?lpos=Strange%2BNews_0&lid=GALLERY_15061364_Top%2BTen%2BConspiracy%2BTheories
#3
A hero of war, Yeah that's what I'll be

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#4
that doesnt say anything about intelligence, just beliefs...?
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#5
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So I'm not the only one who knows about the reptile overlords...

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there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#6
That's more gullibility I think. AH hem stupid americans?
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#7
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that doesnt say anything about intelligence, just beliefs...?

Stupid beliefs, though.
#8
Who took this survey? Was it UKTV Gold viewers again? If so, they're idiots anyway. Also, believing in Aliens isn't particularly stupid, if all stars were surrounded by planets, there's bound to be life on some of them.
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#9
Quote by Donaldguitar
Stupid beliefs, though.

You're going to look awfully silly when you turn around and see that ghost behind you.
Quote by TiMaRmStRoNg101
there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#10
Quote by CrimboJones
So I'm not the only one who knows about the reptile overlords...


Quiet man! do you want to get us all thrown in the raptor-gulag!
#11
Quote by freddaahh
Who took this survey? Was it UKTV Gold viewers again? If so, they're idiots anyway. Also, believing in Aliens isn't particularly stupid, if all stars were surrounded by planets, there's bound to be life on some of them.

Sky and I think it means the sort of 'green little men who visit us at night' type aliens.
#12
I am curious though. How do they bring that up? Obviously it's easy to ask "Do you believe in ghosts?" But the reptile one....what would they say? "Do you believe the world is run by dinosaur-like reptiles?....What?...You do?!"
#13
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Quiet man! do you want to get us all thrown in the raptor-gulag!

*looks at avatar*

Oh shit, where's my bloody cricket bat when I need it?!

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#14
when it comes down to it, everyone is stupid in some way, shape or form.

/thread.
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#15
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You're going to look awfully silly when you turn around and see that ghost behind you.

Or the aliens
#16
Quote by Donaldguitar
Sky and I think it means the sort of 'green little men who visit us at night' type aliens.


Right ok then. Well we all know the average Sky viewer, who bothers to take a survey about conspiracies, isn't going to be a future cancer curer.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#17
Quote by Donaldguitar
Sky and I think it means the sort of 'green little men who visit us at night' type aliens.

And what you think is solid fact is it?
Hmm.
#19
You just listed all the tenets of my new religion. HERETIC!!!
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#20
*Cancels plans to move to england*

Bonjor france!
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#22
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*Cancels plans to move to england*

Bonjour france!


Maybe France isn't the right place either...
#24
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Maybe France isn't the right place either...


No, I think it will work out quite alright.

(I don't speak any french)
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#25
Quote by Kensai
No, I think it will work out quite alright.

(I don't speak any french)

But you can point and shout. Remember, if they don't understand you the first time, start shouting

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#27
Quote by Zero-Hartman
But you can point and shout. Remember, if they don't understand you the first time, start shouting


I'll keep that in mind

Do they understand english? Or should I point at them and shout in german?
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#28
People are stupid everywhere. This doesn't qualify as news to me.

People believing that aliens could exist doesnt sound particularly crazy to me. Little green martians is perhaps farfetched, but the possibility isn't crazy in of itself.

Edit: Area 51 does exist, although i think the UFO stuff is perhaps an exaggeration.
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#30
Isn't that more...there are lots of paranoid schizophrenics, rather than just stupid people?
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#31
whilst you can't prove any of that stuff, you can't disprove any of it either (except the reptile overlords thing... 3% are either joking or are seriously dumb). What you think happened is speculation and you could still be very wrong too.
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#32
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whilst you can't prove any of that stuff, you can't disprove any of it either (except the reptile overlords thing... 3% are either joking or are seriously dumb). What you think happened is speculation and you could still be very wrong too.


Yes, but uncertaintiy should be investigated not blindly accepted. And most of those can be disproved by conventinal, already-existing means.

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Isn't that more...there are lots of paranoid schizophrenics, rather than just stupid people?


I'd rather have the stupid people. The thought of britain having around 20-50% paranoid schizophrenic in the population makes me wonder
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#33
Quote by nodice182

Edit: Area 51 does exist, although i think the UFO stuff is perhaps an exaggeration.


But it was in a film. They wouldn't put a bad idea in a film, they'd get sued.

(3 internets for the reference.)
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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#34
Quote by EZLN libertad
that doesnt say anything about intelligence, just beliefs...?


this guy is right

if that's so then christians are really stupid

hey, if a lot of people think the world is run by a guy in the sky, why not reptiles?
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#35
Flying spaghetti monster, always. RAMEN!
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#36
thats not about stupidity, its about opinion
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#38
So before this, you thought only americans were stupid?


....thanks?


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#39
Those are all beliefs which are neither right or wrong so theres no way to prove they are stupid.


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#40
You can see area 51 on google earth, dont mean its got spaceships there 0_O


u dont add that 99% of british teens are chavs, Chavs are stupid
?
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