#1
last night i partook in a bet to chug 64 oz of prune juice in less than 10 minutes. not only did i throw up, ive been "shitting" my ass out since midnight. i've prolly shit about 9 times. I got to my class this morning and spent the first 20 minutes in the bathroom. only its not shit, its prune juice coming out. i dont recommend ever trying that. anyone else ever have something similar happen?
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#2
Hahahaha no. I'm not an idiot. Prune juice is supposed to make you shit dumbass.
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#3
My mate ate a whole pack of sugar free polos in less than a minute for 2 quid.

Owned.

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#5
Screw that. I would rather not shit my innards out. You're gonna regret it when you are sitting in class sweating and it strikes and you have to pinch it off.
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#7
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My mate ate a whole pack of sugar free polos in less than a minute for 2 quid.

Owned.

What an idiot.
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#8
Some jackass I know filled up one of those little white condiment cups you find at fast food restaurants with salt and ate the whole thing. He then ran to the parking lot and threw up everywhere.
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#9
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My mate ate a whole pack of sugar free polos in less than a minute for 2 quid.

Owned.



huh?!?
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#10
ooh that is hilarious.

as for the salt eating, that's freakin dangerous.
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#11
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Some jackass I know filled up one of those little white condiment cups you find at fast food restaurants with salt and ate the whole thing. He then ran to the parking lot and threw up everywhere.

It may be because he ate a small paper cup...
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#13
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well it was worth $20

For the guy that paid you yes, for you - no.

On the up side if you keep drinking water your shit wont smell for a few weeks because you'll be all cleaned out - trust me on this.
#15
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My mate ate a whole pack of sugar free polos in less than a minute for 2 quid.

Owned.


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#16
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ive already shit twice since i made this thread



Me too!

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#19
It's also fun to get people to chew a whole packet of gum at once.
#24
it's not as bad as chugging extra spicy v8 juice :/

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