#1
I got a new computer today but only because it had a video game built into it. The idiot that sold it to me left the video game in it, and it's the sweetest game ever. I don't normally like space games but this one is totally 3D. It's like you're flying through space and meteors are like cruising right past you. They fly right by your head. It feels like the room you're in is the cockpit and you're the captain, in charge of the whole vessel. It's so badass. I don't even know how to play it yet to tell you the truth. It's called screensaver.

And when things get too hairy, you press any button and you go into the ship computer. Now there's a database in there but I don't know what you do with it. I'm pretty sure you gotta get the data into the database, in order to save the screen from the evil screen fucker-uperers. But I haven't even seen them yet because I'm only on level one.

Any help?
#4
what game is it? and why didn't you just buy the game instead of the computer.
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#6
lol wut?
serious?
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#7
Alt + F4 Every Time You See Anything.
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Life goes by?
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#9
I think you are a troll that needs to go back under his bridge.
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#11
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OK....


10m--------The Joke


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Ground level-------


Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
#12
Quote by jack_demo
LOL!!! it's called "screensaver"

unlike all the n00bs above i get the joke!


Most of us get the joke fine boy. Don't feed the troll.
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#13
I remember hearing somewhere that there was a cheat for that game...

I think you push the big glowing button on the front of the computer. It nets you about 10,000,000 points and a free hotdog.

Sweet.
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#14
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Most of us get the joke fine boy. Don't feed the troll.



ಠ_ಠ


This isn't trolling. It's a funny thread. There's a difference.

A troll would start this thread to cause fighting and flaming.

The funny thread maker would start it so that other users would have a laugh and join in on the joke.
#15
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ಠ_ಠ


This isn't trolling. It's a funny thread. There's a difference.

A troll would start this thread to cause fighting and flaming.

The funny thread maker would start it so that other users would have a laugh and join in on the joke.

Now now - you're forgetting something very important about UGers.

They don't have a sense of humor.


Or a soul.
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#16
Quote by soulflyV
OK....


10m--------The Joke


5m---------


1.8m-------- Your Head


Ground level-------



^^ except him.

he also gets the joke XD
#17
Quote by soulflyV
ಠ_ಠ


This isn't trolling. It's a funny thread. There's a difference.

A troll would start this thread to cause fighting and flaming.

The funny thread maker would start it so that other users would have a laugh and join in on the joke.


It's still a pointless thread. Maybe trolling wasn't the right word for it but it still serves no purpose to anyone at all. It will either be closed or die very shortly. It's spam. And if it's not spam it's almost spam.
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#20
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It's still a pointless thread. Maybe trolling wasn't the right word for it but it still serves no purpose to anyone at all. It will either be closed or die very shortly. It's spam. And if it's not spam it's almost spam.

Because every thread in the Pit has a point to it and must be serious.

*waits for Joker reference*
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That'll make you look mad.
#21
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Today actually. I pretty much live on the goddamn beach.
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#24
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#26
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That explains all the sand in your vagina.


Or the sand in between my toes. But whatever. I'm not fighting on the internet. It's like that special Olympics picture.


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#27
Counter Strike is better.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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