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The other day I was talking to my friend I said that me and her boyfriend should see who can go the longest without fapping she told him he then challenged me to a you fap you lose competition

We need something that the loser has to do, any ideas?
What do you guys think of this competition?

No fapping




I dont really have the time to look for more pics, but feel free to add some.
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Last edited by jmonko at Oct 23, 2008,
#2
Loser has to give the winner a handjob.
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#3
The first to fap has to eat his AND the others semen.
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It's called the MOD competition and it's a UG tradition. Hell, last years' is probably still going on.
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The loser should be forced to stand naked outside and yell "UG FTFW!!!1!!!!11!".

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#6
Well if he looses you get to bang his girlfriend?


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sounds like your friend wants both u and her bf to build up your loads, coz she wants them. all over her face


On second thoughts, this is an extremely logical explanation.
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#9
how are you going to know when the other person fapped? Plus this is a dumb contest men can go insane if they dont fap.
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The loser should be forced to stand naked outside and yell "UG FTFW!!!1!!!!11!".

In the dead of winter.



But hes not a UGer.

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how are you going to know when the other person fapped? Plus this is a dumb contest men can go insane if they dont fap.


He tells his girlfriend everything, and shes telling me. Ive pretty much stopped fapping all together so this isnt a problem for me.
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Look at the Seinfeld episode.

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I got a better game:

Get some friends to form a round in some place with a small table in the center of you guys. The table has to have a big cookie on it.
Next, each and every one of you strip your thong, and reveal your sausages. You take your right hand (left hand if you're trying "hand change" or in case your a lefty) and all of you at the same time start fapping.
Each guy must be concentrating on his own fap, and concentrating enough to aim for the cookie. If your sperm landed on the cookie your safe, but that who shot out cum and it missed the cookie suffers great consequences.
He eats the cookie full of sperm from those who didn't miss. And if he refuses to eat the milky cookie, you basically beat him until he accepts to eat it.

My friends have played this game...it's disgusting
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I think he means "you fap you lose" while watching porn together... If I'm wrong, watch the Seinfeld episode! ^
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The other day I was talking to my friend I said that me and her boyfriend should see who can go the longest without fapping she told him he then challenged me to a you fap you lose competition


would him having sex as her count as fapping

also i'm a bit disappointed with this thread.

i thought it was gonna be simlar to you laugh you lose in which you post pics of really sexy laydees until someone faps.

that would've been cool.
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See "The Contest".


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Seinfeld ftw
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would him having sex as her count as fapping

also i'm a bit disappointed with this thread.

i thought it was gonna be simlar to you laugh you lose in which you post pics of really sexy laydees until someone faps.

that would've been cool.



We discussed this, sex does not count, neither does anything that our girlfriends do to us.

I was thinking about that, we can make it that.
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well if you can shag your girlfriend then why are gonna want to fap so much?

the contest is bullcrap!
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also i'm a bit disappointed with this thread.

i thought it was gonna be simlar to you laugh you lose in which you post pics of really sexy laydees until someone faps.

that would've been cool.


I'd win.
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I got a better game:

Get some friends to form a round in some place with a small table in the center of you guys. The table has to have a big cookie on it.
Next, each and every one of you strip your thong, and reveal your sausages. You take your right hand (left hand if you're trying "hand change" or in case your a lefty) and all of you at the same time start fapping.
Each guy must be concentrating on his own fap, and concentrating enough to aim for the cookie. If your sperm landed on the cookie your safe, but that who shot out cum and it missed the cookie suffers great consequences.
He eats the cookie full of sperm from those who didn't miss. And if he refuses to eat the milky cookie, you basically beat him until he accepts to eat it.

My friends have played this game...it's disgusting

what kind of sick friends do you hang out with?
and isnt it called limp biscuit or limp cookie
o what the **** im eating cookies now
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I got a better game:

Get some friends to form a round in some place with a small table in the center of you guys. The table has to have a big cookie on it.
Next, each and every one of you strip your thong, and reveal your sausages. You take your right hand (left hand if you're trying "hand change" or in case your a lefty) and all of you at the same time start fapping.
Each guy must be concentrating on his own fap, and concentrating enough to aim for the cookie. If your sperm landed on the cookie your safe, but that who shot out cum and it missed the cookie suffers great consequences.
He eats the cookie full of sperm from those who didn't miss. And if he refuses to eat the milky cookie, you basically beat him until he accepts to eat it.

My friends have played this game...it's disgusting


I...ummm....what?

Why would anybody do that?


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#23
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We discussed this, sex does not count, neither does anything that our girlfriends do to us.

I was thinking about that, we can make it that.

Oh right, you have a girlfriend as well. That will make things a lot easier. Just have lots of sex.
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I...ummm....what?

Why would anybody do that?


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Hmm, it's basically 2 friends who do that with their other friends that I prefer not to know about. Well, they do drugs (my friends used to), rob (he used to too)...one of his friends got killed when being chased by a police. He's still a good guy, and just came back from rehab and feels better....the awful things drugs can do to you.

He said his life became f+cked up after he began doing drugs. He regrets it.
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Oh right, you have a girlfriend as well. That will make things a lot easier. Just have lots of sex.



Im so gonna win this, ive talked to his girlfriend and she doesnt want to have sex yet. Thats why I asked The Pit for what the loser has to do.....

EDIT: remember that site were you could anonymously confess things, one of the confessions was something about fapping into a jar and at the end of the week comparing the amount with a friend. I was thinking I could do that and tell him to drink it, I dont know if he would but its worth a shot.
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Im so gonna win this, ive talked to his girlfriend and she doesnt want to have sex yet. Thats why I asked The Pit for what the loser has to do.....


the loser has to play the cookie game.

who he plays it with is up to the winner!
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I'd win.


I'd post a picture of a hot dude just for you.
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#28
You don't know that he won't just not tell his gf when he decides to fap.

The loser should be forced to make a video tape of themself confessing their homosexuality, and have to show their parents the video infront of the other contestant and his gf.

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Or, the video tape should confess that you just had a contest on who could go without fapping, and you lost. You are the biggest wanker.
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Quote by jmonko
Im so gonna win this, ive talked to his girlfriend and she doesnt want to have sex yet. Thats why I asked The Pit for what the loser has to do.....

EDIT: remember that site were you could anonymously confess things, one of the confessions was something about fapping into a jar and at the end of the week comparing the amount with a friend. I was thinking I could do that and tell him to drink it, I dont know if he would but its worth a shot.

I think it should simply be the winner get's to shag the loser's girlfriend.
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I think it should simply be the winner get's to shag the loser's girlfriend.



But I dont want to bang his gf.
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Quote by jmonko
But I dont want to bang his gf.


nah, you'd rather shag him

LOLOLOLOLOL!

im sorry

but seriously, loser has to play the cookie game.
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#33
Who's to know if either you or him fap one night alone? How can you tell if each other cheats?
#34
You're so not allowed to have sex while playing the game.

This came up last year when I did it with my friends, a few of us had girlfriends at the time and a few of us didn't, so we decided in the interests of fairness that sex and all related boyfriend/girlfriend type business was off limits.

Total celibacy guys, or it's a shitty contest.

I think it should be a 'winner gets to do something cool' reward system rather than a humiliate the loser thing. People are less likely to be honest if they're gonna get forced to shave their legs or something.
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Quote by XxLloydxX
I got a better game:

Get some friends to form a round in some place with a small table in the center of you guys. The table has to have a big cookie on it.
Next, each and every one of you strip your thong, and reveal your sausages. You take your right hand (left hand if you're trying "hand change" or in case your a lefty) and all of you at the same time start fapping.
Each guy must be concentrating on his own fap, and concentrating enough to aim for the cookie. If your sperm landed on the cookie your safe, but that who shot out cum and it missed the cookie suffers great consequences.
He eats the cookie full of sperm from those who didn't miss. And if he refuses to eat the milky cookie, you basically beat him until he accepts to eat it.

My friends have played this game...it's disgusting


Thats called 'Soggy Biscuit' around here.
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Quote by nodice182
You're so not allowed to have sex while playing the game.

This came up last year when I did it with my friends, a few of us had girlfriends at the time and a few of us didn't, so we decided in the interests of fairness that sex and all related boyfriend/girlfriend type business was off limits.

Total celibacy guys, or it's a shitty contest.

I think it should be a 'winner gets to do something cool' reward system rather than a humiliate the loser thing. People are less likely to be honest if they're gonna get forced to shave their legs or something.



Good point
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#37
How about a thread where we post hot pics and call it "You fap, you lose"?


Tireedit Nvm someone already said something like this.
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#38
Wow...the games some people play...
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#39
i am so dissapointed right now

i came on here hoping to see loads of pics of hot girls, like the same concept as you laugh you lose only with hot girls


BUT NO! ITS ALL LIES!!!!! THIS IS NOT COOL! IM GOING TO XTUBE
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#40
Man when I first saw the name of the thread I thought you was going to be posting pics of hot ass bitches or something. Instead its a compeitition. Its simple the winner gets to jizz all over your friends girlfriend.
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