#4
Welcome to UG!

Try the Bass forum...?
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Awesome guy right here
#8
I play Double Bass and Bass Guitar

But my main instrument's my guitar
Hull City A.F.C

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crunkym toy diuckl;ess ass ****igkjn ****** **** bitch ass pussy ****er douchecanoe ****** **** you s omn cnt you lieet le biutch
#11
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so ... any songs you think i should learn?

go to the bass forum. we have a stickied list of just those kind of songs.
UG POKER!
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#13
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go to the bass forum. we have a stickied list of just those kind of songs.


ok thanks
#14
Another One Bites The Dust - Queen

Though it's easy it's brilliant!

Also Squealer - AC/DC

Same reason as before
Hull City A.F.C

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crunkym toy diuckl;ess ass ****igkjn ****** **** bitch ass pussy ****er douchecanoe ****** **** you s omn cnt you lieet le biutch
#15
ah... new users, they never no what to do and ALWAYS make a thread introducing themselves.

Sorry kiddo, just try the new users forum, it will help you out tons. Welcome to the pit man, and have fun!
#16
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Wassup F8ck nigga


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Dat mothuf8cka aint got shit on me




brilliant! i love you for that!

Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#17
Bass is for retards. Morons can't even handle the extra two strings.
When you were born, you cried, and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
Kabir
#18
People to be wary of in the pit:
Mostly everyone. Excluding me. Oh wait, especially me.

Don't trust anyone.
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#20
welcome!

*bends over table and rapes*

get used to it if youre in the pit

have a wonderful day!

waves


oh before i forget: no homo!
^I S*** you not compadre!


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You Sir, Are Made Of Win.


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Wow TS, this is a seriously great, original idea.


Anyway, I'm off, for some reason I have the strongest urge to listen to The Ramones.
#21
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welcome!

*bends over table and rapes*

get used to it if youre in the pit

have a wonderful day!

waves


oh before i forget: no homo!


He's only been here 15 mins and he's already been raped. Oh dear.
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'




Hate humans? Click here
#22
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Bass is for retards. Morons can't even handle the extra two strings.

The bass forum will see you now...
UG POKER!
Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#24
Quote by UndeadPaperclip
Bass is for retards. Morons can't even handle the extra two strings.


NIGGA WHAT?


Welcome to UG, GangstaLi. Take my advice. Get out of the pit as fast as you can. RUN. NOW.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#25
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I Ejaculate Hemogoblin by Cannibal Corpse


Is it not "haemoglobin"?
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#26
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Is it not "haemoglobin"?


It is
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'




Hate humans? Click here
#27
hey there GangsterLi

i see you've acquainted yourself with the pit.

be sure to read the rules!