#1
so as I'm sitting at work freezing my ass off my mind wandered and I started thinking about chili. I emailed a bunch of my friends and we're thinking of having a pseudo chili cook off this weekend before football. does anyone have any amazing chili recipes?
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i heard down south they put hot chocolate mix in the chili for sweetness
i had some and it was pretty good
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Is it so hard to add the extra 'l' in Chilli?

Lol, only joking, chilli is great

I've never seen it spelled that way. Seriously.
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I remember that thread... it was a shitload of chilli!

And it's all gone. I'll be making another batch in a week or so. I'm also going to make a boatload of salsa. Might do a thread on that when I make it.
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And it's all gone. I'll be making another batch in a week or so. I'm also going to make a boatload of salsa. Might do a thread on that when I make it.

How much does all the groceries for that cost?

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And it's all gone. I'll be making another batch in a week or so. I'm also going to make a boatload of salsa. Might do a thread on that when I make it.

I made some salsa when I was stoned once and ate it with plain Doritos... you have no idea how nice it was!
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How much does all the groceries for that cost?

Most of it I grow myself. So actual out of pocket wasn't much.
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Most of it I grow myself. So actual out of pocket wasn't much.

...You raise your own cattle and grind up the meat yourself? Most of the stuff you used were commercially packaged...

Anyways, I'm just curious because I've recently started cooking and buying groceries for myself. It's goddamn expensive here in Boston...until I found the Asian market.

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...You raise your own cattle and grind up the meat yourself? Most of the stuff you used were commercially packaged...

Anyways, I'm just curious because I've recently started cooking and buying groceries for myself. It's goddamn expensive here in Boston...until I found the Asian market.

Yes I do actually. We have 4 right now. 2 are about 8 mo. old the other 2 will be getting butchered the 1st of December. The cans were mostly beans. Beans are cheap.
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Yes I do actually. We have 4 right now. 2 are about 8 mo. old the other 2 will be getting butchered the 1st of December.

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#17
I got gas just reading Jackals chili thread.
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#18
sorry I lost my recipe for pseudo chili...
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#19
The trick to making chili taste good is to add a little bit of jelly.
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#21
Make this one and document how bad it hurts going in and coming out.

6-8 Dried New Mexico Chiles
4 Dried Ancho Chiles
4 Dried Pasilla Chiles
3 Dried Anaheim Chile
2 Dried Cascabel Chiles
2 Dried Chipotle Chiles
1 Habanero Chili
2 Cloves Garlic
2 Teaspoon Cumin
1 Bottle Beer
Salt, Oregano, to taste
2 lbs meat. (Ground or cut up into small pieces)
1 Green Pepper, chopped
1 Red Pepper, chopped
1 Onion, chopped
3 Cloves Garlic
4 strips bacon
16 Ozs Corn or Beans.
Instructions:

1) Prepare Sauce: Add 8 cups boiling water to New Mexico, Ancho, Pasilla, Anaheim, and Cascabel Chiles. Let soak 30 minutes. Place in blender with 1/2 of soaking water plus fresh water and beer. Add 2 cloves of garlic and blend for ~3 minutes. Strain the resulting puree into a pot. Add cumin, salt, oregano, Chipotle and habanero chiles. Simmer.

2) Prepare rest of chili: Cook Bacon. Eat Bacon. Add garlic, peppers, onion to bacon fat and cook 2 minutes. Add meat, and brown. Add chili sauce. Simmer for a few hours. Add corn or beans about 1 hour before serving. Skim fat before serving.
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#22
^That looks good man.
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The trick to making chili taste good is to add a little bit of jelly peanut butter and chocolate.
*fixed*

and the trick is to only use a little. about 1 reese's cup in a whole pot.
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