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i was inspired to make this thread by something i posted in another. what's the weirdest thing youve ever seen? mine would have to be a kkk business card. a man in downtown charleston asked pulled me aside and asked if id be interested in joining the kkk. being to scared to say "no" to a clansman's face, i said ill think aobut it. so he gave me a white card and told me to call him w/ a decision. it was white with red ink on it. it "KKK, chapter (some roman numeral) of Charleston, SC" along w/ a cell, business, and fax number. it also had the outline of a head portion of a clansman's costume, the pointy hood part, in red, and on the other side of the card a burning cross in red ink. i lol'd.
anybody else seen some odd stuff like this?
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Hey if you're not gonna call me, give me my card back!!!
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A guy in a tracksuit with a packed lunch and an umbrella on a bus....

Shush, I r making teh steree-oh tayp joke.

Really though I saw a man walk past me in Blackpool with a parrot on his shoulder. It wasn't stuffed...
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i was inspired to make this thread by something i posted in another. what's the weirdest thing youve ever seen? mine would have to be a kkk business card. a man in downtown charleston asked pulled me aside and asked if id be interested in joining the kkk. being to scared to say "no" to a clansman's face, i said ill think aobut it. so he gave me a white card and told me to call him w/ a decision. it was white with red ink on it. it "KKK, chapter (some roman numeral) of Charleston, SC" along w/ a cell, business, and fax number. it also had the outline of a head portion of a clansman's costume, the pointy hood part, in red, and on the other side of the card a burning cross in red ink. i lol'd.
anybody else seen some odd stuff like this?

This sort of unrelated, but I saw a sing that said "KICK OFF!", except the C and I looked like a K, so it looked like, "KKK OFF!"
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I saw Bush get elected, then re-elected.

That's pretty strange.
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I seen a face :O

but no weirdest thing ever would have to be like em Serbians in E-town.
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I saw Bush get elected, then re-elected.

That's pretty strange.

lol +1
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I once saw a man with blonde hair and a black mustache. it was the weirdest thing i had ever seen.
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im trying to think of where it is. ive moved since the last time ilooked at it, and im not sure what box its in. plus, wont the mods get grumpy if i posted a real number on here?
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Hey.

What the hell is with you stealing my name?

I'm gonna make you the Napster to my Lars.


LOL your name got stolen
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HAHA that is actually brilliant, I lol'd. Congratuamalations
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A guy in a tracksuit with a packed lunch and an umbrella on a bus....

Shush, I r making teh steree-oh tayp joke.

Really though I saw a man walk past me in Blackpool with a parrot on his shoulder. It wasn't stuffed...


yeah...because a live parrot is just weird. Whereas a stuffed parrot is the norm in Blackpool!

I saw a guy this morning at about...630. He was riding his bike around the waterfront and he had on a helmet with blinking lights. As well as a big thick backpack that looked like a battery pack. I think he was a ghostbuster.
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I saw a unicorn. Followed it to the end of the world I did. Turns out it was just a horse with a Cornetto on his head.
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im trying to think of where it is. ive moved since the last time ilooked at it, and im not sure what box its in. plus, wont the mods get grumpy if i posted a real number on here?

Who cares the dickhead is a part of the KKK, **** him!
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i was at a dunkin doughnuts, and i looked out the window, and i saw a pink van. i thought "that's pretty neat-o" then, right as i thought that, a man with no legs skateboarded past me. very weird incident

looked like this
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i was taking a bus to the nearby city to visit some family, and a black girl and her daughter were dressed in the most weairdist outfit ever. it looked like they were made out of ribbions and pilgram clothes. there was no events going on in any town near by, and it wanst any holidays. :WTF:
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one time we was looking for my cousins practice area soo we turned off on this dirtroad and we went to many places....couldn't find it.... seen this sign it said "Never Land Ranch" turned off on it (my dad and moms idea to do it not mine) we go up to this place to get directions and this woman comes out with these 2 skinny as hell mexican woman and they aren't wearing any bra's they have NOT shaved there pits and and the white woman tryed to hug my mom! soo we go walking up to the place where they was working.. and theres a bunch of mexican guys there working and the white girls talking mexican to them and shit like that.. it was weird as hell! needless to say we left VERY quick and NEVER went back
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I saw an Amish guy in Brisbane. Brisbane is in Australia. I thought they only came from Amland.

Even wierder, he was standing in line at Dick Smiths.

Oh yeah, the name "Dick Smith" is pretty wierd to me too.


And last night I saw a man and a woman put their hands and arms into circular saws so it almost completely bissected their arms down the middle! But that was just cool...
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And last night I saw a man and a woman put their hands and arms into circular saws so it almost completely bissected their arms down the middle! But that was just cool...

what?! why?!
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So that their blood would fill up the beaker to open the door, duh...
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Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
#39
hmm well nothing interesting happens where I live. But one day I noticed my testicular hair is three times as long as my pube hair and it's blonde while my pubes are blackish brown

I think I might just die it all red, what do you think?
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im trying to think of where it is. ive moved since the last time ilooked at it, and im not sure what box its in. plus, wont the mods get grumpy if i posted a real number on here?

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