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What are the best articles on uncyclopedia? I'm a big fan of the snakes on a plane article, as well as microsoft.

Post your opinions, and feel free to look up the suggestions other people give.

GO!
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#3
The wonderful japan series like the article on samurais or the wapanese... good stuff.
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#4
Zakk Wylde's good
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#7
"Wylde has long been considered an open-minded chap. His views on politics are well thought out and eloquently expressed."

"Zakk Wylde will occasionally spice up his pinch harmonics with songs."

ROFL.


Slash is pretty hilarious.
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Zakk Wylde's good


I thought it sucked except for this:

"Zakk Wylde will occasionally spice up his pinch harmonics with songs. This is why everyone and your grandma regards him as the most tasteful and diverse songwriter ever. "

I laughed at that part.
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#11
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rofl.

One of my finding: Lawyer

"The Lawyer (Saurus mendicatus) is an omnipresent species of parasite known only to feast upon the vitality of human beings, and, alteratively, governments or corporations"

"A lawyer parked his Mercedes on the side of a busy city street. He opened his door, and a passing vehicle slammed into it, tearing the door off. The lawyer angrily dialed 911. When the police officer showed up, the lawyer began describing what happened, while the officer merely folded his arms and shook his head in disgust. "I can't believe you lawyers. You're so materialistic, you didn't even realize that that your left arm was ripped off along with your car door!" The lawyer looked at the bloody stump where his left arm used to be. "****! My Rolex!" he cried, blood pouring from the now useless stump. He collapsed, still in shock whilst the life drained from him, leaving him white. Suddenly tired, he closed his eyes to the indifferent world, and in his last thoughts hoped that a better one was possible. He died on the side of that road. The lawyer's estate successfully sued Rolex for creating an abnormally heavy watch, which in turn resulted in his car door flipping open more quickly then he intended."
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#12
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That is the best thing that's ever happened


the sad part is, i'd seen it before this thread.

EDIT: back onto lawyers:
"There is also a piece called a lawyer in the game chess. When a player announces that one of his pieces has become "the client," the lawyer piece assumes the traditional role of "il parasiti," accompanying the "client" piece around the board. A piece attended by a lawyer may not be captured without a valid arrest warrant, and any attempt by the opposition to prevent that piece from capturing the King may result in a substantial fine and Rule 11 sanctions for unsportsmanlike conduct."
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#13
Why must you discuss my arch-nemesis?!
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#14
"Stephen Hawking Killed my Cat."
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Why must you discuss my arch-nemesis

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#17
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

omfg that's hilarious.

also, "nsmb"
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#18
i like hairy turkish men raping me

EDIT: ****ING ROOMMATE!!!!

I knew I shouldn't have introduced him to UG!
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#21
I like the Hawthorne Heights one.
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#22
In 1943 German Boob forces invaded all of the known world, led by their leader, Titler. Some say the reason for their sucess was the fact that all the soldiers masturbated instead of fighting.
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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#25
The best one I have seen bar none was on Metallica.
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#29
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I prefer Dramatica. Anybody else?


Although Uncyclopedia is pretty shitty in some places, at least it's a variety of humour rather than just 4channery shit.
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#30
lmao the Nottingham article features lyrics from a group of chav MCs from a guy that lived o my street and used to ask me to play him at FIFA :p
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#36
I can't remember ever laughing this hard at something on the internet

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Orgasm

and

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Barbara_Walters


scroll to the bottom of the barbara walters one from a message from barbara herself!

lol...
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#38
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Oh god... I just watched the video...


Never saw it before huh? I have it on tape.
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#40
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Never saw it before huh? I have it on tape.

No. It really surprised me.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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