#1
if you had to choose between your guitar...or the capabilities to have sexual ANYTHING with any girl/guy
what would you choose
TOUGH ASS QUESTION lol
#5
Rape myself.
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#7
Sex. What is the guitar good for if I can't have sex with it?

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#8
Yea, where are the asses?

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#9
Everyone knows the answer to this, lol.
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#10
I own a bass and a guitar (yeah yeah they're both guitars blah blah blah) and seeing as I don't play my guitar anyway... I'd choose the sex.
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#11
Sex. There's always the piano.
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#13
You all sound like a bunch of people who don't get any sex.

I'd take the guitar and be satisfied with what I've got.
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#14
"An intellectual is a person who discovers something more interesting than sex" -Aldous Huxley
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#15
Sex.

Honestly, there are other instruments. I've always wanted to learn drums or piano.
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#16
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"An intellectual is a person who discovers something more interesting than sex" -Aldous Huxley

Ill take the sex, YOU can give it up.
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#17
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Guitar. There's always the porno.


I just had to change it lol

Sex ftw
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#18
I'd chose....the searchbar


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#19
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"An intellectual is a person who discovers something more interesting than sex" -Aldous Huxley

If that's all it takes to be an intellectual, it's not really much of an accomplishment then, is it?

Forget being knowledgable or traveled or well read - life experience and real world living.

Just find something you like better than sex!

Great!
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#20
i'll take the guitar, no doubt about it
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#21
Guitar...I'd keep my guitar.
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#22
think about it this way... as good as sex is, which is more important to your life... ie. how often do u play ur guitar vs. how often do u have sex. besides, the question asked about sex with another person, u can still pleasure urself
#24
I like making out and cuddling girls, I don't really want to go without that, and I play both bass and guitar, so I'd just play bass

I also sing and I could still songwrite so, girls!!
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#26
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This question was barely about asses at all.

My thoughts, exactly. >:[
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#28
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Im gonna go ahead and feel safe in assuming you have no idea who huxley is, and for that matter, that if I added the amount of testicles between the both of you it would excede the number of brain cells in either one.
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#29
i'll give up my guitar, take the sex powers, and then use those powers to score me a better guitar at no cost.

TS didn't say we had to give up playing, just give up our guitars.
#30
you never said wed have to give up guitar playing. just either guitar or sex basically.
so sex then guitar later.....
#32
Do you know what is even tougher than that decision?

USING THE GODDAM SEARCH BAR!

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