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#1
Hey guys, I'm doing an essay about the relatioship between guitarist and guitar. I was wondering if people could post some of their views about themselves and their guitars. Anything is greatly appreciated. XD
#3
She has two black eyes, 'nuff said.
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#5
no matter what i do to my guitar in private, she never tells anyone else.
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#6
I put my balls inside it and strum myself to ecstasy
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#8
I'm cheating on each of my guitars with three other guitars!
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#9
we tried to take things further, but the input jack was too small..
#10
i'm trying to build a bridge between me and the guitar.
but don't fret, there'll be no strings attached.
#12
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purely physical

couldn't have said it better
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#13
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i'm trying to build a bridge between me and the guitar.
but don't fret, there'll be no strings attached.




You gotta use this!
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#14
I like guitar.
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#15
When I am playing the guitar just becomes another extension of my body.

In a way, it is like having a 3 foot penis that I love to stroke constantly for hours.
#16
Friend with benefit.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#17
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i'm trying to build a bridge between me and the guitar.
but don't fret, there'll be no strings attached.


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Anyway, i divorced my guitar and the bitch took the baby ukuleles. Got a new guitar now though with a better body.
It's gonna be a blue day
#18
women come and go. i will never put my guitar down.
...because the last thing the world needs is another metal guitarist.

Me.

My band.

I like Fall Out Boy. I don't like you.
#19
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women come and go. i will never put my guitar down.

Not even in the shower?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#20
i love my guitar, i make passionate love to it with my fingers
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#22
For a real answer here ya go:

Its like being able to make magic. You can make it make beautiful sounds, you can make it sound angry and you can put everything you have into it. You play speed it up and blaze a solo or you can slow it down and just have fun. It's like a lover. Its really the best thing you can have. Its like another extension of your body and it like having another friend.
#23
that b*tch is old as f*ck and got scars like a mufugga and countless hands have been all over her.
but i still love that piece of sh*t.
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#25
Quote by ctb
i'm trying to build a bridge between me and the guitar.
but don't fret, there'll be no strings attached.

This is brilliant.

My relationship with mine is perfect; an ultimate understanding of each other and a special connection. She's there for me when I need her most; she understands when I'm really not in the mood.
I take very good care of her and I'll never leave her for as long as I live. She plays well and compliments my style excellently. As a guitarist I grew up with her and I'll spend the rest of my days with her.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


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#26
we can say how we feel with a guitar without actually having to say it.
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#27
Well..my guitar is..my instrument

it's there for you when you have something to say, but you don't fell like talking, or even if you have something to say but can't put it into words..for me it's not just an object or a tool, but not a person either. It's like i'm sailing and she's my boat..i'm sure life without it would be a lot harder, so I appreciate it more


and now, a sex-guitar joke

sometimes I just can't wait to get home, plug her in, and make her scream
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#28
guitar for me is another mean of communication. there are things that won't go by words.
#29
If guitarists took care of their girlfriends like they took care of their guitars, there would be a vast drop in songs about breakups.

...which means 90% of emo bands would cease to exist...

...*idea*
#30
It's like my escape, I let my fingers express what I'm feeling, and my guitar shows these emotions.

Outside of this...


the bitch flat out refuses to make me sammiches

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#32
I say that my guitar is that "third time's the charm" thing in work
I love it more than anything else in the world, needless to say it's the only "woman" i ever got
and what i can't say in words i put into music, i couldn't get on stage and talk in front of hundreds and hundreds of people but i can get on stage and play music, ad really any guitar just makes me feel amazing while i play, and i named my guitar which makes it even more special speaking of which imma going to guitar center tomorrow, it's like the ***** house but without the stds or having to pay... unless you want to take something home

oh guitar/sex joke hmm it's like the slutty girlfriend i never had, she lets me explore all her holes
#34
I wrote my personal statement about it. It's called "guitar is my other girlfriend," which is actually a lie, my other girlfriend broke up with me, guitar is my only girlfriend.
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#35
Having a guitar is like having a second Ccok
A ccok that could could melt your face!
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#36
we just have this special connection, but sometimes I feel this realtionship is threatend by my amp
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#37
i fell asleep with my guitar next to me under the covers............... people got the wrong idea
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#38
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#39
This is going to sound cliche but...

My guitar is an extension of myself because it is there to represent what I can't say otherwise. Guitar defines who I am as a person and therefore is my most important possession.
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