#1
Ok, so I'm at work and this guy is pissing me off. He's constantly making threats, saying he's gonna get me after work. He's trying to start stupidshit and I'm just been ignoring it. However, if he decides to try something tonight, Should I fight back? I'd lose my job which I really can't afford, and I'd rather avoid this altogether tbh. What should I do?
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#2
Pull a "Hey Arnold" Just start hitting yourself and saying "Don't hit me, I'll hit me..I'm crazy!" Guarenteed success...
#3
Whip it out.
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#4
Ignore that fool. He won't do anything to you.
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#8
use the force
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#10
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if he hits you then fight back, its your god given right to.
your boss will understand

They have a zero tolerance policy, it's a pretty big place. Even if I am defending myself, I'll get fired. And wont be able to get my job back ever.
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#12
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If you are off the clock and off of the property, you can just kick his ass.

He could still be fired.

If you're doing it in self-defense though (as in, he attacked you first), you should be fine though.
#13
Whip it out, you think I'm kidding or something? Who's going to attack a guy with his cawk out?
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#14
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#15
Can't you report him? So if something does happen it will be on file that you made a complaint before the incident, and what you did was self defence.

Or ring the police and say he's a terrorist or something. That will keep him out of the way for a while...
#16
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I could swear I read something in this book one time about turning the other cheek...

I think I read something about "an eye for an eye" from that book, too.
#17
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Can't you report him? So if something does happen it will be on file that you made a complaint before the incident, and what you did was self defence.

Or ring the police and say he's a terrorist or something. That will keep him out of the way for a while...

Human resources are out for the day. So are all of the major managers.
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#18
well i wouldnt risk losing your job but then again if he starts it.. you can finish it.


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#19
ya report him to your boss. He'll get fired if it continues. Some kind of work environment harassment?
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#21
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I could swear I read something in this book one time about turning the other cheek...

well thats a different book.
seriously if you just sit there and get beat your just going to get beaten and look like a poontang....
#22
Yeah, not fighting back isn't an option if he hits me first, however I will not start, or acknowledge anything that could risk my job. An incident like this happened before, and both people were fired. Even though it was self defense.
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#23
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Yeah, not fighting back isn't an option if he hits me first, however I will not start, or acknowledge anything that could risk my job. An incident like this happened before, and both people were fired. Even though it was self defense.

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#24
Take an Uzi to work and kill 'em all. Nobody left to fire you. Right? Right?
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#25
tell ur boss some 1 at work is harrasing u and they ll get fired >.>
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#26
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tell ur boss some 1 at work is harrasing u and they ll get fired >.>


this .....seriously this shouldve been the first thing said
#27
There is no boss, what part of that did you miss? ? ? ? ? IT'S 8:30 AT NIGHT
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#28
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There is no boss, what part of that did you miss? ? ? ? ? IT'S 8:30 AT NIGHT

If there is no boss why haven't you clocked the cocksucker yet?
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#29
There's a supervisor, he can't do much though . . . >.>
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#30
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There's a supervisor, he can't do much though . . . >.>

Well unless the supervisor is the one being a dick tell him/her.
Or else go the Uzi route.
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#31
get beat up. like let him hit you a few times then run away.

then next day, report him. he gets fired, you get 2/3 weeks off 'recovering'... :p

but i actually doubt he would do anything.

maybe report him now before leaving work?

call cops?
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#32
Bottom line, tell someone. Whether they're the boss or the cleaner. Any alibi is better than none.

& if you're so worried about losing your job, why are you on UG? I'm pretty sure they won't be too happy if they find out you're spending your time on here...
#33
LMFAO, I'm on breaks, I'm a telemarketer. Ok so it is now 11:00pm I told a supervisor and he had a talk with the guy, now the guy went walking around telling all his friends and trying to act all hush hush, like nothing happened, however He's an ignorant bastard and doesn't care about his job or many things in life, I'm sure he's gonna try something anyways. Considering when fights do happen here they always call the cops, would I be arrested for assault, I'm already on probation and cant afford anymore publicity. You'd figure it was self defense but I once got in a fight in middle school when I was backed in a corner, and they were still gonna arrest me . . . .
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ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


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#34
So did you end up fighting?

If so, you could actually show your boss this thread as evidence & save your job lmao.
#35
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Whip it out, you think I'm kidding or something? Who's going to attack a guy with his cawk out?


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