#1
whats something good to use to substitute tobacco.
like, not weed.
not anything like, illegal.

just something, so youre not smoking paper. haha.


gimme ideas.
#6
Pubes.
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#8
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#9
Smoke your pubes. You think I'm joking, but in Feudal China peasants always loved to unwind at the end of the day by smoking some pube.

EDIT: I can't believe I was beaten by someone else to suggest smoking pubes. I really need to get off this site.
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#13
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Smoke your pubes. You think I'm joking, but in Feudal China peasants always loved to unwind at the end of the day by smoking some pube.

EDIT: I can't believe I was beaten by someone else to suggest smoking pubes. I really need to get off this site.

Haha, you thought I was joking, but no! I love smoking my pubes every day, and I'm Italian so I have an endless supply!
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#14
You can roll your own cigs, its a lot cheaper than buying the packs but if you wanting to smoke something thats not tobacco then I can't help ya.
#15
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Haha, you thought I was joking, but no! I love smoking my pubes every day, and I'm Italian so I have an endless supply!

And of arm and back hair too!
#16
Tea, Dried mint, Maple Leaves and the Berries from the rare F*ckhead Bush
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#17
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EDIT: I can't believe I was beaten by someone else to suggest smoking pubes. I really need to get off this site.

Someone needs to sig that
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did I jump in too fast?
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#18
smoking is bad for yooooooouuuuuuu.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#19
Tea. Any dried kitchen leaf ex. basil, oregano, spinach (I know, right?).

I personally prefer Green tea leaves flown in from the orient and the ashes of Keith Richards' dad.
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#21
Tomato leaves. Don't ask why, I don't know, but there was a dipshit I went to school with who did it.
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#22
40X salvia
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#24
*adopts heavy southern accent* Heroin up that orange juice, boy. And whiskey up that oatmeal.
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#25
Smoke cat nip, like the fake cigarettes those sluts smoked in the movie Thirteen.
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#27
get a job! by the way, you got your age wrong you fuckin idiot!
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#28
grass, just pick it off your lawn.

or go steal a common plant from someones front garden...


wow,I have to try that now.

Oh, and you can't smoke Piourettes. they don't burn.
#31
Cloves are just plain NASTY. Try anise seeds. The ones that smell like licorice.
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#32
Roll up some Grass from your lawn in some pink paper. Then draw smiley faces and penises on the paper.

Chicks dig smiley faces
Chicks dig pink
chicks dig penises

Do the math


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#33
Breadsticks.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#34
I would use tea back then when I had that oral fixation hypochondria going on.
Pretty relaxing.
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#35
I hear if you smoke a mix of oregano and nutmeg you get pretty ****ed up

+2 to anyone who gets the reference.


Anyway, if you're not gonna smoke tobacco or pot or anything illegal... What the **** is the point of smoking? I have to call TS a faggot here... Sorry dude.
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#36
Dip obviously, it has nicotine but you chew it instead.

edit: disregard I read that completely wrong

There is no substitute to tabacco, it's tabacco what else it there?
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#37
smoke some sausages that helps relieve stress well not for you....
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#40
If you don't want to smoke paper then why not get yourself a pipe? Then you could buy a smoking jacket, hire a butler, have everyone refer to you as Lord Wotherton Spice...

??????

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