#1
I have to work 4 AM to 7 AM
help me stay awake for three hours Pit
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#2
ok.

why do you call a dog thats low to the ground and has a metal penis?
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Afterwards I said to her "Why did you blitz my asshole like that?"


#3
^what?
and where do you work? directed to TS
Quote by nincompoop
potcorn56, you are a god.
#4
Quote by carbonchemicals
ok.

why do you call a dog thats low to the ground and has a metal penis?

What does that even mean.


I work at the front desk at my dorm at uni
we're required to do a "night shift" every week

(either 12-4 or 4-7
I got shafted into a 4-7, but it beats working the weekend)
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#5
Quote by lordofthefood1
I have to work 4 AM to 7 AM
help me stay awake for three hours Meth

You said it not me.
#6
you call him sparky of course.
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Afterwards I said to her "Why did you blitz my asshole like that?"


#7
Quote by tona_107
You said it not me.

I never said 'Meth' in my post.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#9
Quote by carbonchemicals
why do you call a dog thats low to the ground and has a metal penis?


I believe you meant "What do you call a dog that's low to the ground and has a metal penis?

And now, you shall tell me !

Quote by carbonchemicals
you call him sparky of course.


EDIT: That was shit!
#10
I can't find crack within three hours
also, I cannot go to work under an influence, I'll get fired
(my boss said wait 12 hours if you are going to)
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#11
Quote by Lrn2shrd69
I believe you meant "What do you call a dog that's low to the ground and has a metal penis?

And now, you shall tell me !

EDIT: That was shit!


hey i never said it would be good
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Afterwards I said to her "Why did you blitz my asshole like that?"


#12
Quote by lordofthefood1
I can't find crack within three hours
also, I cannot go to work under an influence, I'll get fired
(my boss said wait 12 hours if you are going to)

Aren't you forced to do this job? If so, does getting fired result in being kicked out of your residence?


oh that is great!

"'Evil men have no songs.' How is it that the Russians have songs?"
#13
Quote by lordofthefood1
I never said 'Meth' in my post. Wait, yes I did. I'm such an idiot, sorry about that, it must be the meth.


Uh DOIIIIIII.
#14
Quote by DarkEra97
Aren't you forced to do this job? If so, does getting fired result in being kicked out of your residence?

No, it is an optional job. I was one of some who were hired
(hm, maybe 10 of 30 or so applicants)
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#15
Quote by lordofthefood1
I can't find crack within three hours


You could always grind up cough syrup into a powder and inject it directly into your face. That's a viable alternative to crack.
#16
Quote by InvaderTSN
You could always grind up cough syrup into a powder and inject it directly into your face. That's a viable alternative to crack.

I actually have no cough syrup (or cough drops? how do you grind syrup...)

I do not know what stores are open at this time
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....