#1
Not only the nastiest looking creatures ever, but they are filled with hatred toward mankind. No other bug comes running up under your feet as you sit relaxed watching a movie, then gies off hiding again. Then come back out to just torture you. Trying to kill one with an object takes skill and speed. Spray them with spray and they will just get even more crazy, eventually dying. But they put up a struggle. Spiders are better since they keep to theirselves. Mosquitoes are annoying, but are stupid. Roaches? No, they're just demons!

And don't even get me started on the flying ones. I will shriek like a little girl and pansy on out of the room. In fact, I can't hardly even try to kill roaches they scare me that much.
#2
keep your house clean, dont leave food on the floor or on the counters :-D.
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#4
Dude, you're exactly like me, except you're you.

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#5
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#6
haha yeah the flying ones are annoying. damn those suckers.
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#7
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And don't even get me started on the flying ones. I will shriek like a little girl and pansy on out of the room. In fact, I can't hardly even try to kill roaches they scare me that much.


lol, i thought i was the only one who did that!
#8
I had the nastiest apartment in college (was an old building and the rooms had clearly never been taken care of) and we had so many that I became the master of destroying the little bastards. I seriously got to the point where I could do what was some sort of distant cousin of the barrel roll across the floor with the widow maker (a knife I have) and then stab the beast right through the middle. I would then toss it in the toilet, flush and then revel in my victory.

That said, I always hated them and the fear never completely left me.
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#9
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Yeah, I hate roaches too. Especially hissing ones. Freaks me the fuck out.
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#10
My dynamics professor has a thing about cockroaches. They show up in a lot of problem he writes. The story I heard was that when he was in college, he was working on physics homework, and he saw a cockroach crawling around in his room. All of a sudden, his physics homework made sense.

It's weird. He's got a strange sense of humor.
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#11
yeah i dont know if its just me but do you ever see a roach and it gets away so then you cant sleep comftorably until you see it and kill it.
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#13
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lol, i thought i was the only one who did that!


fo' real? You thought you were the only one with a phobia of bugs?
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#14
yeah i dont know if its just me but do you ever see a roach and it gets away so then you cant sleep comftorably until you see it and kill it


Hell yeah, I won't go to sleep until the little bastard is rotting. Cause I know the minute you try to go to sleep it will run on the walls or make the dreadful walking over papers, bags, etc... sound
#15
I HATE the flying ones! One of those flew into my room once and I almost shat my pants.
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#16
I hate any bug that flies because they're so unpredictable. Those little mofo's can bite too.
#17
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Hell yeah, I won't go to sleep until the little bastard is rotting. Cause I know the minute you try to go to sleep it will run on the walls or make the dreadful walking over papers, bags, etc... sound


haha yeah its hard to sleep when you can hear the sucker moving about over papers and stuff. Ill purposely turn the fan on to not hear the noise and stuff. if i hear the noise i concentrate on it and it wont let me sleep
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#18
I had a white, Buddhist geometry teacher once and we killed a cockroach in his class and he was pissed cuz ya know, those Buddhists believe in reincarnation and he said it could've been his dead grandma or something...not a fun time...
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#19
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I hate any bug that flies because they're so unpredictable. Those little mofo's can bite too.

I hate the crawling ones. We have an electrified tennis racket sort of thing, so any bug that dares to fly next to me fails in a shower of sparks and burnt hair.

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#20
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I hate the crawling ones. We have an electrified tennis racket sort of thing, so any bug that dares to fly next to me fails in a shower of sparks and burnt hair.


It also enables you to do fireball serves when playing tennis.
#21
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It also enables you to do fireball serves when playing tennis.

Yes The big flies you get are awesome, it really is a fireball.

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#22
I have some pretty epic stories involving cockroaches...
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#23
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Yes The big flies you get are awesome, it really is a fireball.


It's better if you do the purple fireball serves though. Hits them hard and fast. Like Brannigan's Law.
#24
No roaches here
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#25
A giant cockroach like beetle thing crawled up my leg once; It was almost as big as my moms cell phone o_0 she has one of them big fatty ones.
*shudders*
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#28
Gah
Now my legs are itching :[
Like whenever I think about scary bugs, my legs start itching, like there's bugs crawling over them -cries-
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#29
hissing cockroaches??!! f*ck me. That has to be the most disgusting bug ever.. no roaches here....*looks around to make sure*


*shudders*
#30
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I had the nastiest apartment in college (was an old building and the rooms had clearly never been taken care of) and we had so many that I became the master of destroying the little bastards. I seriously got to the point where I could do what was some sort of distant cousin of the barrel roll across the floor with the widow maker (a knife I have) and then stab the beast right through the middle. I would then toss it in the toilet, flush and then revel in my victory.

That said, I always hated them and the fear never completely left me.


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#31
oooh I hate them. The worst part is when you squish them it makes that yucky crunchy sound.
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#33
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apparently they can live through a nuclear explosion...

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Yeh, but they cant live through my foot from above!


Luckily we dont get them here, but I saw quite a few in Tenerife when I went (or was it in spain? I cant remember) and they scared the crap outta me.
#34
Quote by electr8r
And don't even get me started on the flying ones. I will shriek like a little girl and pansy on out of the room. In fact, I can't hardly even try to kill roaches they scare me that much.


Did you hear of my record? I killed 21 cockroaches from 12 AM-3 AM in one day! Seriously!! [PS: I had a video but it looks gay]
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#35
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I hate the crawling ones. We have an electrified tennis racket sort of thing, so any bug that dares to fly next to me fails in a shower of sparks and burnt hair.

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