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A somewhat friend of mine was high and drunk the other day and he fell down the stairs and broke both of his ankles (not found out til the next day). He managed to make it up the stairs and decided he was going home so he struggles his way to his door and goes out side. It is like 40 degrees out and down pouring rain but he refuses to get helped to his vehicle. Instead he decides he was going to log roll all the way to his car that was parked half a block away. He succeeds and drives home drunk, high, wiht broken bones. Any other drunken courage stories?
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back in 'nam I drank two kegs of beer and 15 gallons of whiskey and then I went on a rampage and killed the entire vietcong army in 15 minutes.
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#3
That's not courageous. That's stupid. Driving drunk and high is dumb enough, if he had to brake suddenly, he was screwed.
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A somewhat friend of mine was high and drunk the other day and he fell down the stairs and broke both of his ankles (not found out til the next day). He managed to make it up the stairs and decided he was going home so he struggles his way to his door and goes out side. It is like 40 degrees out and down pouring rain but he refuses to get helped to his vehicle. Instead he decides he was going to log roll all the way to his car that was parked half a block away. He succeeds and drives home drunk, high, wiht broken bones. Any other drunken courage stories?

Uh. Are you proud of your friend for this?
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#5
extremely proud. I myself don't drink but I think that was a bad ass move to roll in the cold rian all the way to his vehicle
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#6
Yeah this guy's not a badass, he's a stupid shit.
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He's so cool!
He got wasted and high and injured himself!
The best part?
HE DROVE DRUNK!!! BADASS!!! YEAHHH!!!!

Jesus H. Macy, you guys let him drive drunk? I don't like to be a dick too much, but seriously, be ashamed of yourselves.
#9
its not the most badass thing to do its the dumbest thing in fact. i was like ok hes being dumb with the whole moving about but then the driving high and drunk part is just asking for your buddy to get killed.
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He obviously had brain damage as well
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jeez guys he didnt ask for a lecture, hes just telling a story


Don't mind them they like playing 'holier than thou' on this forum. :-D I have nothing to defend in the matter because it wasn't me who performed this.
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God bless the drink driving drug user, who had two broken ankles which could possibly hinder his driving skills further. He sounds like an asshole, and you lot are no worse for actually let him get into his car.

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Funny story.

He's still a dumbass though. As if driving drunk and high wasn't bad enough. With broken ankles? I hope your friend doesn't kill anyone with his driving habits.

Brilliant move with the not even trying to stop him as well. Great friends, you are.
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God bless the drink driving drug user, who had two broken ankles which could possibly hinder his driving skills further. He sounds like an asshole, and you lot are no worse for actually let him get into his car.

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The story would have been better if your friend crashed and died, then maybe you and his other friends might learn a ****ing lesson.
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Don't mind them they like playing 'holier than thou' on this forum. :-D I have nothing to defend in the matter because it wasn't me who performed this.

I dunno. It just doesn't seem like something one should hear about and go, "THAT WAS SO BADASS!!!"

It's dangerous. Not only that, but it just... isn't cool. It's lame. Even if you don't have a "holier than thou" attitude, as you call it, it's still really lame. The kid got high, got drunk, and did something stupid. Somebody give him a medal, because stuff like that never happens.
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Jesus H. Macy, you guys let him drive drunk? I don't like to be a dick too much, but seriously, be ashamed of yourselves.


Agreed. In my opinion, letting someone drive drunk is just as bad as doing it yourself.
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congrats you guys win :-D

No real point in debating the topic just sharing a story, fact of the matter was yes it was stupid for all parties involved and whatever. i was just sharing the story and seeing if anyone had simliar ones.
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case and point

I just wonder how 'badass' he'd become when he's in jail for possession and drink driving

Then he really would have a 'bad ass' ololololol

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#22
Aron Ralston is hand(s) down the most bad ass man alive.

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I think that's my new thing now, lol.


Seriously, TS. Did you ever consider the fact that most traffic accidents are caused by people under the influence?
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All I read was the thread title, I'm not even going to read the rest of the thread.
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congrats you guys win :-D

No real point in debating the topic just sharing a story, fact of the matter was yes it was stupid for all parties involved and whatever. i was just sharing the story and seeing if anyone had simliar ones.


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...modes and scales are still useless.


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I once projectile vomited from drinking in front of a huge crowd of middle school athletes and their parents (my friend lived right across from the middle school).
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#30
Awesome he let his pride get in the way of rational thinking and put himself and countless others in danger.


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Awesome he let his pride get in the way of rational thinking and put himself and countless others in danger.


I wish i was that awesome


Wow, you are the first person to critisize him in a sarcastic fashion. Congrats .
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#32
That's nothing. My friend once got piss drunk, broke his ankles AND his wrists, log rolled to his scooter (not automatic) which was one block away, and scooted his way home. All while wearing a blindfold.
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Oh yea? Well my friend died and still made it back home just in time for dinner.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Oh yea? Well my friend died and still made it back home just in time for dinner.


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Well my friend penetrated me up the butt. Hardcore.


Wait...

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A somewhat friend of mine was high and drunk the other day and he fell down the stairs and broke both of his ankles (not found out til the next day). He managed to make it up the stairs and decided he was going home so he struggles his way to his door and goes out side. It is like 40 degrees out and down pouring rain but he refuses to get helped to his vehicle. Instead he decides he was going to log roll all the way to his car that was parked half a block away. He succeeds and drives home drunk, high, wiht broken bones. Any other drunken courage stories?


Wow, what an idiot .
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Well done TS you managed to pour sand in a whole lot of vaginas with that little anecdote!
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Well my friend penetrated me up the butt. Hardcore.


Wait...


Psh, that's nothing. I got penetrated in the butt with two dicks because I'm totally hXc like that.
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Psh, that's nothing. I got penetrated in the butt with two dicks because I'm totally hXc like that.

Okay, you know what? I give up. You win. You're clearly much harder and queerer than me and my friends.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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