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#1
Hey,
Long story short, there's a hot chick at my school that speaks French, I'd like to try and impress her with a few phrases, any that you know of that I can say?

Please don't say: Je sang cum, which is, I cum blood..
#2
Je voudrais insérer mon pénis dans votre vagin.

Translation: I would like to stick my pen0r into your va jay jay.

Go get'em, tiger!
#3
je saigne du sperme maybe? tell her this:

tu es tellement belle que je veux te faire des enfants.

EDIT: I speak french for real so you might just want to PM me if you want some actual serious answers. I can translate anything you want.
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#4
For goodbyes:

Au revoir, mon cherie. *Lower voice.* Je'taime.

Then walk away without looking back. It means goodbye my dear, I love you.
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je saigne du sperme maybe? tell her this:

tu es tellement belle que je veux te faire des enfants.




Well played.
#6
Ha, this reminds me of this time I was in Russian class. There were students that transferred from Russia a few years before, very gorgeous girls. Anyways, they would trick me into saying stupid things in Russian to the teacher. I obviously knew all along but damn, whatever it took to get their attention seriously.

Irena, god she was a dream, totally had the best taste in music. She was in my Algebra 2 class and we'd pass notes, which would not have been possible without the Russian class.

So i've been there my friend, totally worth it.

But just make sure you use some online translator to get a rough english translation of whatever the pit tells you to say. That'll be the death of that affair if not, trust me.
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Hey,
Long story short, there's a hot chick at my school that speaks French, I'd like to try and impress her with a few phrases, any that you know of that I can say?

Please don't say: Je sang cum, which is, I cum blood..
no that would be I blood cum.
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je saigne du sperme maybe? tell her this:

tu es tellement belle que je veux te faire des enfants.

EDIT: I speak french for real so you might just want to PM me if you want some actual serious answers. I can translate anything you want.


I may do that...btw speaking of which, has anyone ever translated the words to "Let's talk about cars" by Butthole Surfers? I can't find english lyrics anywhere...
#11
Vous etes tres belle comme la maitresse dans mon reves, mais, elle n'est pas dans mon reves, parce que elle est vous
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#13
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Je est retard....


it's not what you might think

I am late?

wtf would he say taht for?
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I may do that...btw speaking of which, has anyone ever translated the words to "Let's talk about cars" by Butthole Surfers? I can't find english lyrics anywhere...



bon je vais attendre ton message. (I'll wait for your message)


BTW I was kidding in my first post which said "I find you so beautiful I want to have kids with you".
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bon je vais attendre ton message. (I'll wait for your message)


BTW I was kidding in my first post which said "I find you so beautiful I want to have kids with you".

Shhh...

He might have said it!
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bon je vais attendre ton message. (I'll wait for your message)


BTW I was kidding in my first post which said "I find you so beautiful I want to have kids with you".

How would you go about saying,
"You're so beautiful, I would like to use you as a surrogate mother, as my wife is barren, trust me.. I'm clean."
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How would you go about saying,
"You're so beautiful, I would like to use you as a surrogate mother, as my wife is barren, trust me.. I'm clean."


Something like:

Vous êtes si beau, je voudrais vous utiliser en tant que mère- porteuse, car mon épouse est stérile, me fais confiance. Je suis propre
#18
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Something like:

Vous êtes si beau, je voudrais vous utiliser en tant que mère- porteuse, car mon épouse est stérile, me fais confiance. Je suis propre

shouldn't "en tant" be "comme une" ?
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How would you go about saying,
"You're so beautiful, I would like to use you as a surrogate mother, as my wife is barren, trust me.. I'm clean."



Tu es tellement belle, j'aimerais t'utiliser comme mere porteuse car ma femme est sterile, fais moi confiance.


Agenouillez vous devant votre nouveau dieu! (Bow down before thy new god)
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#20
voulez vous se couchez avec moi ce soir? - would you like to sleep with me tonight?

chez toi ou chez moi? - Your place or mine?

hé, allumeuse, on dirait que tu as les cuisses légères - hey **** teaser, i hear your a real easy lay

merci beaucul - thank you beautiful ass
#21
Uh huh.. Uh huh... And how would I go about saying, "Hello there, my name is *insert TS name*, you better remember it, bitch, cause you're going to be screaming it all night long."

Because I think he should go with that.
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shouldn't "en tant" be "comme une" ?


**** if I know. I'm using an online translator...

I know, I know...
#23
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Uh huh.. Uh huh... And how would I go about saying, "Hello there, my name is *insert TS name*, you better remember it, bitch, cause you're going to be screaming it all night long."

Because I think he should go with that.



Salut, je m'appelle *name*. Souviens toi de mon nom parce que tu vas le crier toute la nuit.
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Uh huh.. Uh huh... And how would I go about saying, "Hello there, my name is *insert TS name*, you better remember it, bitch, cause you're going to be screaming it all night long."

Because I think he should go with that.

Bonjour/salut/bonsoir(if its in the evening), je m'appelle *______*, c'est important que tu n'est pas oublier, chienne, parce que tu la crier tout le nuit
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Salut, je m'appelle *name*. Souviens toi de mon nom parce que tu vas le crier toute la nuit.

Man, that really is one of the most beautiful languages in the world.
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#27
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if he' late durr



Nice jobe with teh pick up lines
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#28
the word for bitch is 'salope' not 'chienne' which literally a female dog
#29
I love being perfectly bilingual in french and english. =)
Just PM me if you need any ideas.
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#30
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I love being perfectly bilingual in french and english. =)
Just PM me if you need any ideas.
'' Il ya a une fête dans mes culottes et t'es invitée. "



Dans mes culottes aussi!
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the word for bitch is 'salope' not 'chienne' which literally a female dog

ehhh

not knowledgable on the cuss words
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#32
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I love being perfectly bilingual in french and english. =)
Just PM me if you need any ideas.
'' Il ya a une fête dans mes culottes et t'as été invitée. "
Vive la Québec!


You sure ?
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You sure ?

Meh, typo. It's like 3:30 in the morning, leave me and my embaressing mistakes alone. *cries*
As a side note, I can speak french fine. I'm just horrible with grammar. =)
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#35
Better yet, Utterly Fail at saying something, make it funny, then ask for lessons on the finer french things, like kissing
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#36
tu veux me sucer?

wanna suck my ****?
xD

When the bell rang to change classes at school, I walked into the hallway and yelled, "I MASTURBATE TO DUCK SEX" and started imitating a duck having sex.

#39
I'm sorry dude, she's not gonna be impressed by one memorised line in crappy French.
Unless that's how you get girls over there into bed, who knows.
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