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#1
So pit, I've been using words like cunt, fuck and shit for ages and I'm sick of them, so I'm looking for some creative swear-type words to use. I've started using abortion as an insult (as in, fuck off you abortion) and niggers as an exclamation (ah niggers, I tripped over a bucket), what are some you guise use?
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You're not a nice person!
You're meannn!
I don't agree with you!
Fetal ratfu*ker of putrid decay!
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#9
Ass triscuit.

I've yet to find another that makes me chuckle when I say it.
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#10
The best is when you mix different levels of swearing , like "What a gosh-darned cunt!"
Can't remember where I got that from.
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#12
Also, I called someone a "buttfuck" once.
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#15
Personally shit-f*ck does the trick for me pretty much regardless of the situation. Two best words in the English language working as one for a common cause, you can't beat that.
#17
I personaly like f***stain.
as in 'He's a f***stain'
Milk dud is also another favourite.Not really swearing but never the less an insult.
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#19
COCKS! as an exclamation is always fun, as in 'oh, cocks! I got raped!'

Anything where you put an animal in front of a swear word such as piss-gibbon, c0ck-ostrich or cunt monkey is good as well. Or anything at all involving AIDS:

"AIDS on you, you motherfucker!"

"That was so crap you just gave me AIDS."

"You're like AIDS, only not as funny."
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#20
^ 22 million people have died because of AIDS, and 42 million people have it. It's really funny isn't it.

****ing dickhead.
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#21
I once called my friend a titmuffin.

He lol'd.
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#22
you abortion? i don't get it.

listen to tenacious d for a few ideas.
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#23
I called my friend a hogwanker the other day...Well, to be exact, an illiterate hogwanker.
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#24
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#25
use "Dick-Jockey"
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#26
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^ 22 million people have died because of AIDS, and 42 million people have it. It's really funny isn't it.

****ing dickhead.


Dude, your sense of humor is lacking.


That's like the 6th time this month I've seen you get pissy about off-colour jokes.


Chiiiiiill, Winston. It's the intarwebz, everybody has aids here.
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#27
or "KnobDecorator"

or "Brownbuster"

or "analist" (ae-na-list)

or whatever...
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#28
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Dude, your sense of humor is lacking.


That's like the 6th time this month I've seen you get pissy about off-colour jokes.


Chiiiiiill, Winston. It's the intarwebz, everybody has aids here.


I have a perfectly healthy sense of humour.

What do you want me to do, go to a shrink, sit down on the couch and go 'Hi, I think I have a problem with my sense of humour- I don't find it funny when millions of people contract a disease that stops their immune system from working, a disease that doesn't have a cure, the majority of which is contracted through women and children in third world countries being forced to have sex against their own will, and don't have the money or support to deal with the illness or the possible pregnancy.'

I wonder what they would say.
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#29
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#31
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#32
I've been calling a lot of people a 'nonce' recently, mainly because Australian politicians call each other that frequently.

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#33
Haven't seen secod page, but waste of semem is a good insult to someone.
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#34
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I have a perfectly healthy sense of humour.

What do you want me to do, go to a shrink, sit down on the couch and go 'Hi, I think I have a problem with my sense of humour- I don't find it funny when millions of people contract a disease that stops their immune system from working, a disease that doesn't have a cure, the majority of which is contracted through women and children in third world countries being forced to have sex against their own will, and don't have the money or support to deal with the illness or the possible pregnancy.'

I wonder what they would say.


What? Hahaha wtf is wrong with you dude?
NOBODY said it like that. We don't think of the horrible side of aids, we just see it as a joke. Nobody thinks of the people dying from it when saying it and thinking it's funny, if they did, they would be a psycho in my mind.

Go kill someone else's fun instead of ruining ours.
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#35
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I have a perfectly healthy sense of humour.

What do you want me to do, go to a shrink, sit down on the couch and go 'Hi, I think I have a problem with my sense of humour- I don't find it funny when millions of people contract a disease that stops their immune system from working, a disease that doesn't have a cure, the majority of which is contracted through women and children in third world countries being forced to have sex against their own will, and don't have the money or support to deal with the illness or the possible pregnancy.'

I wonder what they would say.
If you don't find it funny, don't laugh. Just don't get all pissy when someone laughs at a joke that's not politically correct.
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#36
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What? Hahaha wtf is wrong with you dude?
NOBODY said it like that. We don't think of the horrible side of aids, we just see it as a joke. Nobody thinks of the people dying from it when saying it and thinking it's funny, if they did, they would be a psycho in my mind.

Go kill someone else's fun instead of ruining ours.


I don't see how AIDS could possibly be used in a context that is amusing.

I suppose you're going to be dealing out some side-splitting holocaust jokes next?
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#37
ok here is a word i usually say

kos omak, it means you are your moms pussy in arabic

( i am a middle eastern anyway)
#38
Muppet, Replaces Unco (unco-ordinated) and any time someone screws things up.
Wanger, Replaces Dickhead
Burke, Replaces Arsehole, ****wit, and any of those general "cant think of a witty comeback" insults

Boabui (boh-ab-ooh-ee), Aboriginal (N.E area) for Fool/Idiot

Grimace (the Macdonalds character) for an obese/fat person, "Shut the F*ck up Grimace"

theyre all my insults.

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#39
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I don't see how AIDS could possibly be used in a context that is amusing.

I suppose you're going to be dealing out some side-splitting holocaust jokes next?


Well I use the term jew as a funny insult all the time. But I don't mean anything by it, I love everybody. I just think it's a really funny word.

And the reason you don't see the context is because you are too caught up in your own head. Get out of your head and have a little fun once in a while. It's liberating.
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#40
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I don't see how AIDS could possibly be used in a context that is amusing.

I suppose you're going to be dealing out some side-splitting holocaust jokes next?

NOBODY CARES IF YOU PERSONALLY FIND IT AMUSING OR NOT


Some people like to laugh at jokes about offensive subjects. Your whining will change nothing. Aids will still be a horrible thing in reality no matter how many jokes are made about it, and if you don't find those jokes funny then you are free to not laugh. Jokes do not make more people die from Aids, and bitching about them is useless.
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