#1
So last night i had quite a disturbing dream...

It all began in a room, i was with my girlfriend (Rachel) and my friend's sister (Abbey). We were chatting away quite happily when Rachel suddenly realised she had work to go to, we said bye as she picked up her things and left. I then turned to Abbey and said "so...?", Abbey then looked at me and said "well i'm feeling quite horny and there's nothing else to do so how about it?", I replied with "alright then!". She started to advance towards me but then hesitated, she then said "I hope this won't affect anything but i have something to show you first..." she then lifted up her dress to reveal she had a penis... "Don't worry about it" I said, "I was going to do you up the ass anyway!". We then began to have sex and I then awoke and thought to myself "Damn! The pit needs to hear about this!".

So pit, i ask you... what the hell!?
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#8
You're dreams are getting more and more prophetic. I think you are the chosen one...

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#10
How old is she? This could be crucial to distinguishing yourself between Psychopath/Pit Monkey. If she's younger than 11, you're a Pit Monkey.

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#13
For pits sake who cares?
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#16
Could have been worse. She could have been doing you up the arse.
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#20
Pfft. That's nothing. I have gay dreams as the norm, it's the REALLY disturbing ones that piss me off. Stuff like killing people for candy and hacking people up while they can still talk to me and stuff.

And one time riding a whale around the world in search of heroine

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Pfft. That's nothing. I have gay dreams as the norm, it's the REALLY disturbing ones that piss me off. Stuff like killing people for candy and hacking people up while they can still talk to me and stuff.

And one time riding a whale around the world in search of heroine

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Maybe stop doing heroin?
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Wincest.
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No! Do more! Inject your way to oblivion and the dreams will stop!
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i had a dream once where was this alien thing, and in place of a vagina had some weird metallic robot teeth shit, and it forced me to fuck it. thats about the worst
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#29
you might wanna check to see if your gf's sister really has a penis

and do her anyway, dreams are usually signs that you should follow :P
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you might wanna check to see if your gf's sister really has a penis

and do her anyway, dreams are usually signs that you should follow :P


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