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#1
a guy with a gun is loose in my town, and they said on my police scanner like 20 minutes ago said they think he is at the top of my road

so anyways im stuck in my house, school has been cancelled and my road is completely shut off and weve been instructed not to make too much noise

im bored pit what can i do besides play my acoustic guitar all day?
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#3
I have the day off college as well. I'm wasting my day on here and going out later tonight, that's the way to live life.
#4
Let's have a sweepstake on how many of the answers boil down to 'fap' or 'rape your pet.' I'm betting at least 10.
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#5
Quote by CoreysMonster
hunt the guy with a gun.


with a gun.

or for even more fun...

hunt him with a toothbrush
#8
Quote by neopowell
Let's have a sweepstake on how many of the answers boil down to 'fap' or 'rape your pet.' I'm betting at least 10.



yea i dont know what i was thinking taking this to the pit... im just incredibly bored and its only quarter to 8 in the morning
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#9
Go and try and kill him, you'll be a hero. Or perhaps an hero. Only time will tell!! Give it a shot!!
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#10
fap
or
rape your pet


cos u brought it up, it had to be said


better that ur locked in than dead :P
#11
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what is a police scanneR?



you just wave it over a police man's ass, it beeps and tells you how much the police man costs.
#12
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Throw a Holy Hand Grenade at him.

You know it makes sense.


THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT!
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#13
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yea i dont know what i was thinking taking this to the pit... im just incredibly bored and its only quarter to 8 in the morning



I have sensed a great disturbance in the force...it was as though a thousand pitmonkeys all started to type 'fap' at the same time, and were suddenly silenced...
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#14
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you just wave it over a police man's ass, it beeps and tells you how much the police man costs.


There's a special offer on today, for one day only.

Buy one cop, get incompetance free!

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THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT!


It was a debate between that and a banana bomb.
#16
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or for even more fun...

hunt him with Ryan Seacrest

dont be fooled, that mofo is one dangerous cat.
you ever read that book the most dangerous game?
its a biography of ryan seacrest.
#18
fap
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#19
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dont be fooled, that mofo is one dangerous cat.
you ever read that book the most dangerous game?
its a biography of ryan seacrest.



he is very very dangerous. every time i read a stephen king book i picture ryan seacrest as every character
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#21
ryan seacrest once tore a mans heart out. they doctored the video and put it in temple of doom.
#22
Play chicken with him, or grab your guitar and walk around the streets playing some depressing song.

OR, you could Fap.

or sneak around town with a slingshot, shoot him in the wrist and hope he cant fire, then rape him.

Or, you could Rape your Brother
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#23
I believe we all know what TS should do....

1. Learn EPIC Mexican bandito song.
2. Don all black suit and white poncho, whilst wearing a bulletproof chestplate. Also remember your six-shooter.
3. Walk into street while strumming EPIC Mexican bandito song.
4. Draw, mutha' fucka.
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#24
Quote by goest
I believe we all know what TS should do....


circle jerk with him, his family and the gun man and his pets.
you better bring your gloves
#25
Quote by goest
I believe we all know what TS should do....

1. Learn EPIC Mexican bandito song.
2. Don all black suit and white poncho, whilst wearing a bulletproof chestplate. Also remember your six-shooter.
3. Walk into street while strumming EPIC Mexican bandito song.
4. Draw, mutha' fucka.



i like the way you think lol
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#26
It's half term, so i just ate aload of kabanos sausages, there were loads in a pack, but they weren't quality ones, it said german food, kabanos is from poland, and the additives they put in it made it taste like smokey meaty salt water.

So anyway, thats what i cure boredom with snacking, its a suprise i aint fat.
Last edited by slayer_rule_\m/ at Oct 24, 2008,
#27
Quote by slayer_rule_\m/
It's half term, so i just ate aload of kabanos sausages, there were loads in a pack, but they weren't quality ones, it said german food, kabanos is from poland, and the additives they put in it made it taste like smokey meaty salt water.


Did you even read the first post?
#28
I've got the day off too so I'm running loose on top of a street with a gun.

Don't make too much noise or I'll shoot yer!
#29
I'm on two weeks of holiday to celebrate the month of October! YAYAYA!!!

It's a pity I've been ill half the time. Last time I was ill was in the summer holiday. Jeez, at least I still have my hands, a dick and the internet.
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#30
Hunt him with Chuck Norris...

But seriously, just fap and wait to die...
#31
Quote by neopowell
Let's have a sweepstake on how many of the answers boil down to 'fap' or 'rape your pet.' I'm betting at least 10.


no just rape the guy with the gun


with his gun
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#32
why play your acoustic, why not electric
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#33
Mix kerosene and gasoline in several bottles
place rags in bottles
go on a molotov coctail RAMPAGE!
Blame the man with the gun
go home
fap
rape pet
then get some rest, you've had a wild day!
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#34
Go for a bike ride. :P
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#35
Quote by bobwentpop
Go for a bike ride. :P

and try to race a speeding bullet. superman style.
#36
This is your best friend at the moment.





If that guy breaks into your house, make sure that they get to know each other.
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#37
I wonder how many UGers would feel guilty about their crappy suggestions if the TS actually ended up getting killed by this nut?

But, I like Goest's suggestion most.

Except, do it Tropic Thunder style, i.e., yell out "I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!!", and then start shooting him.

It's the only way.

#39
Kick his ass, you can take him!
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