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#1
Hi, I have a slight problem.
My mother's in-laws are visiting. They're from Denmark and they along with my family assume that I speak Danish. The in-laws will most likely make an attempt to force a supreme load of awkward on me by trying to engage me in conversation and I'm the kind of person who despises awkward situations and also when people expect something out of me. (Such as speaking Danish, giving a speech or performing something anything for that matter) I can't sneak by them as they will most likely be in direct view of me as soon as I step off the stairs and there aren't any exits on the top floor.
Any ideas, anyone?
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#2
Learn Danish?
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#3
Yes. Salute them in English. When the try to talk in Danish, tell them that you don't speak Danish.
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#6
Maybe explain to them that you don't speak Danish? I don't know, maybe I'm weird for thinking that's the obvious solution.
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Write on a piece of paper that you have come down with laryngitis. Do not speak.
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#12
what the hell, what's so bad about not speakind danish? just speak english, be as racist as possible, I know because I live in Belgium and we have about the same problem between flemish and wallon people


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#14
Rape your dog in front of them. Nothing says "I don't speak Danish" Better than rape.
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#17
Umm. Leave the house?

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Here's a traditional greeting.


Hallo moder i love. Gid hen til nyde køn , nu. Jeg har en hård imod , og ønske hen til indlade sig på lumpen virker hos jer. Ja lade jer holde , men chancer er , Ja skabe jer lave sig i hvert fald. Den lille gengivelse er , at JEG ville gerne hen til holde pinen ud i jer , nu. Selv om Jeg er ikke tilladt hen til , voldtage vil være nær forestående jeres måde.
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#20
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Learn Danish?

Here's the thing: I'm trying to get out of the house as soon as I can, so learning Danish isn't going to happen unless you can get me some sort of miracle Danish-in-a-bottle

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Yes. Salute them in English. When the try to talk in Danish, tell them that you don't speak Danish.

If I do that, my parents will insist I do speak Danish because there were a couple of miserable attempts made to teach me Danish. (BTW: They failed)

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Just ignore them and get on with your day.

Ignoring them will result in me receiving a lecture later on explaining how rude I was. And that qualifies to me as an "awkward situation".

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Fap in front of them

They will try and ignore you.

Not gonna work. Father-in-law is a Christ fanatic religious weirdo and would proceed to exorcise the spirit of Satan from my body.

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your mothers in-laws?

isn't that just your dads parents?

No, they're my mother's husband's parents. My father's parents are normal people.
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#21
JUST TELL THEM YOU DON'T SPEAK DANISH.

Christ, this thread has gone on long enough. Thats your solution. There. Staring you in the face and raping you in the pooper. Use it.
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#22
Stop caring what they think of you?
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#24
Learn how to say, "I have a very big brain!" in Danish. Then pull your scrotum out of our pants and let it hang from your zipper. That should be good for some laughs and end any awkwardness.
#25
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Here's a traditional greeting.


Hallo moder i love. Gid hen til nyde køn , nu. Jeg har en hård imod , og ønske hen til indlade sig på lumpen virker hos jer. Ja lade jer holde , men chancer er , Ja skabe jer lave sig i hvert fald. Den lille gengivelse er , at JEG ville gerne hen til holde pinen ud i jer , nu. Selv om Jeg er ikke tilladt hen til , voldtage vil være nær forestående jeres måde.

That made no sense at all. I'm guessing you used an online translator?
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#26
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Lookup how to say "I don't speak Danish" in Danish.


''Jeg snakker ikke dansk''

Also, say this-

''Jeg er gået i verbal strejke, indtil regeringen har behandlet mit lovforslag om at frede mariehønen''
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''Jeg er gået i verbal strejke, indtil regeringen har behandlet mit forslag om at frede mariehønen''

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#28
its obivous what u need to do! quickly find micheal phelps kill him and steal his laptop. where u will find a program called roseta stone it teaches langauage in minutes!!! just watch the comercials
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heh nice one!
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#30
Just act polite, if you haven't seen them in a while make sure that they're comfortable and ask if they need anything.

Make them welcome.
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#31
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They brought your ladyfriend into this world, so be grateful.

Just act polite, if you haven't seen them in a while make sure that they're comfortable and ask if they need anything.

Make them welcome.


His mother's in-laws. Unless he's screwing his mother, in which case she's his in-law anyway...
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#32
The minute they walk in the front door yell Søslange
#33
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His mother's in-laws. Unless he's screwing his mother, in which case she's his in-law anyway...

I guess I should lern 2 reed, huh.
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#34
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His mother's in-laws. Unless he's screwing his mother, in which case she's his in-law anyway...


Mother in Law would be your partners mother... Ts is confused.
#35
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I guess I should lern 2 reed, huh.


Well that's really your call, but it might be helpful to a lot of aspects of your li- Hang on, it's not like you're going to read this...


So I could write anything...
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#37
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Here's a traditional greeting.


Hallo moder i love. Gid hen til nyde køn , nu. Jeg har en hård imod , og ønske hen til indlade sig på lumpen virker hos jer. Ja lade jer holde , men chancer er , Ja skabe jer lave sig i hvert fald. Den lille gengivelse er , at JEG ville gerne hen til holde pinen ud i jer , nu. Selv om Jeg er ikke tilladt hen til , voldtage vil være nær forestående jeres måde.


That made no sense at all, but I'm quite sure I find the word rape at the end
#38
just buy a wheelchair and act like this guy:





just get a voice computer that speaks danish. they can't blame you for being the smartest guy in the world!
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just buy a wheelchair and act like this guy:





just get a voice computer that speaks danish. they can't blame you for being the smartest guy in the world!


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