k so a week ago or whatever i noticed my wang was kinda sore and like it sorta hurt to have sex, but now this morning i woke up and there was like a vein type thing sticking out all the length of my wang, and its all hard and painfull, any idea wtf i did? i think i broke my wang ;x


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Roland Cube 60
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Why report this, this is hilarious. he broke his F ucking wang. Literally his F ucking wang.


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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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