#4
Being raised a Roman Catholic meant that she would never give up her virginity outside of marriage and she believes she will go straight to heaven as a result.


#5
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Being raised a Roman Catholic meant that she would never give up her virginity outside of marriage and she believes she will go straight to heaven as a result.


I lolled if god says at the gates of heaven: live again you need too keep the human race alive. You failed and I pwned you.

This will however probably never happen.

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#7
So?

This thread is boring...
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#8
Yeah, she's gonna die a virgin. Even if she did meet someone in the little time she has left, they probably wouldn't be able to have sex. And if they were, then I think I can safely say viagra is just as unholy.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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#9
wow, what a ****
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#12
Ms Reitano came close to marrying her first love Giovanni in her late teens but when she turned up at the church in her best dress he didn't like it so she sent him packing.

Good for her!
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#13
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Leave my grandma alone

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I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

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#14
her father and step-mother would not allow her to marry him because they wanted to keep her at home to make bread, cook, clean, care for the animals and look after her seven siblings.


bitches don't know we got our priorities straight
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#15
can i hit it?
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#17
Gotta love them Italians.
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#19
I'd hit it. With a shovel. Then I'd tap it. After I spray it with pesticides. Things must rot a little after so much time of not use.