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On Monday i shall be going to Alton Towers (Large UK Theme Park) to enjoy the lovely attractions there.

The question here is that my mate has asked whether we should aquire some illicit substances, and take them before using the rides.

I believe he (and I) have speed in mind, or we could get high off some Weed, but either way what are your thoughts, should we???
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Sure do speed. That won't **** you up.
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#4
You know that they have security cameras there?
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Alton towers is scary enough. You wont need drugs.


I've been before, i just thought it would liven it up a bit more
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Do it.
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Drug thread. Also your heart will explode inside your chest.
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#10
Alton Tower + Drugs = Death, probably.

But it'll be hilarious, so as long you tell a passerby to film it on their phone or something and upload it to UG, then I fully approve this plan.
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#11
Some of my friends went there with this weird chav guy and smoked massive joints all weekend and went on rides. They said it was great.
#12
**** anything that has to be cooked up or processed, get high and go on really high rides, you will feel incredible and the fun will be 50X better. Anyone else done Kingda Ka high? I swore i was shitting happiness.
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#13
MDMA.
All you need.
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I've been before, i just thought it would liven it up a bit more


Haha

Try some LSD or something. That would be 'fun'.
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You know that they have security cameras there?

This

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Alton towers is scary enough. You wont need drugs.

And this


You don't want to risk a comedown ruining your day, why don't you just go and have fun without the drugs?
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#16
Don't do speed. Weed however is very fun.

If u get stoned of weed it feels like the first time u ever rode a ride it's awesome.

Drunk is also fun cause it works more desorientated and makes the ride way cooler also.

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Weed, I wouldn't do any other drug while being on a ride it would be to wicked of a trip.
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And this


You don't want to risk a comedown ruining your day, why don't you just go and have fun without the drugs?


As if the security camera's see the difference between a cigaret and a joint.

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As if the security camera's see the difference between a cigaret and a joint.


No, the people watching the security camera do...

What's thew point in paying quite a bit of money to get in there, just to ruin ity by getting chucked out for carrying drugs on you?
#20
if you want the experience of your life do acid (its can be really scary, but a memorable experience anyway)
if you just want to chill and have some fun do weed
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No, the people watching the security camera do...

What's thew point in paying quite a bit of money to get in there, just to ruin ity by getting chucked out for carrying drugs on you?


There aren't cameras everywhere and they cannot see every little detail.

I've rolled joints in my school common room while teachers walk through and they have cameras in there. As long as you don't try and cover it up too much and act shifty then you will be fine.
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No, the people watching the security camera do...

What's thew point in paying quite a bit of money to get in there, just to ruin ity by getting chucked out for carrying drugs on you?


there are 1000's of people in the park. If they check every person that smokes they might as wel ask for a raise.

And if they do happen to be supermen. Roll joint in cigaretes take the filters out and replace with a joint filter; problem solved.

Fix 1 for every person so u don't have to pass it around. Noone will notice, unless they are smart; But they work as guards not as psychologists.

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I'm guessing there is lots of people there, probably hundreds? What is the chance they will really notice you're stoned unless you really can't hanlde your stuff? (I'm sawying this without knowledge of the towers.)
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There aren't cameras everywhere and they cannot see every little detail.

I've rolled joints in my school common room while teachers walk through and they have cameras in there. As long as you don't try and cover it up too much and act shifty then you will be fine.


So what if you've done it in school, it's a little different. At a place like Alton Towers, the security will be alot more focused on trying to weed out the troublemakers, and if he gets caught with anything like drugs on him, he's going to get ****ed over. There's no point in ruining a day out for the sake of getting high.
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So what if you've done it in school, it's a little different. At a place like Alton Towers, the security will be alot more focused on trying to weed out the troublemakers, and if he gets caught with anything like drugs on him, he's going to get ****ed over. There's no point in ruining a day out for the sake of getting high.


You obviously have the belief a guard of a theme park is smart enough to recognize profiles of stoners.

If they do get suspicous about behaviour tell u had a beer and change subject to something like: DO you know what rides are good, what's the fastest way, where are the toilets etc.

Trust me you can trick people far easier then you might think.

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#26
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You obviously have the belief a guard of a theme park is smart enough to recognize profiles of stoners.


Security guards know their sh*t though.
#27
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Security guards know their sh*t though.


Are you a security guard? Do you think they get a test of peoples on camera's and they have to point out which 1 are bad mofo's and which 1's aren't?

Do you guys actually leave ur house and get social? You have way to high expectations.

I even started conversations with cops and guard when stoned and drunk. Just for the fun. They know shit alright.

Nvm, I respect that ur bad actors/liars

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Are you a security guard? Do you think they get a test of peoples on camera's and they have to point out which 1 are bad mofo's and which 1's aren't?

Do you guys actually leave ur house and get social? You have way to high expectations.


Because we don't get high meanbs we aren't social? No, it means we have better things to do with our lives. I don't care if you do drugs or not, I'm saying if they do this, they run the risk of having their day ruined, and getting a criminal record, imagine how good that would look in later life.

And how dumb do you think security guards are? It's their job to look out for suspicious people, troublemakers, and by getting high you run the risk of bringing attention to yourself. And tell them you are drunk or something? That will get you chucked out too, they aren't thick, they are trained to look out for people like this.
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There is a massive 'park' in the center of the Themepark with a minimal security cover and hundreds of bushes and sheltered pathways, it's quite easy to go unnoticed in that area! Just as a little side note...
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#30
I got caught touching up a girl on one of the rides at Alton Towers, damn automatic ride cameras.

Just to note, she was my girlfriend, it wasn't some random I'd decided to touch up.
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Because we don't get high meanbs we aren't social? No, it means we have better things to do with our lives. I don't care if you do drugs or not, I'm saying if they do this, they run the risk of having their day ruined, and getting a criminal record, imagine how good that would look in later life.

And how dumb do you think security guards are? It's their job to look out for suspicious people, troublemakers, and by getting high you run the risk of bringing attention to yourself. And tell them you are drunk or something? That will get you chucked out too, they aren't thick, they are trained to look out for people like this.


When ur high u don't bring so many attention to you unless u scream like a donkey, but then u have a problem lol.

And I know they are dumb cause i've talked too quite some of em and i know a few. They are not trained to look out for profiles of stoners. Only if they wreck stuff or mess with other ppl they get caught.

Cia & Fbi are trained for that. If you can single out stoners out of 1000's of people on a camera; then i know you can get a waaaaaaay better job. You think they really look at 1000's of people for 10 hours straight? You must be joking for real.

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#33
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So what if you've done it in school, it's a little different. At a place like Alton Towers, the security will be alot more focused on trying to weed out the troublemakers, and if he gets caught with anything like drugs on him, he's going to get ****ed over. There's no point in ruining a day out for the sake of getting high.

lol.
#34
I did a load of space cakes at Alton Towers on thursday. Air stoned = win. More win than your feeble mind can possible imagine. Nemesis takes the prize for best ride there though.
#36
DXM + Nitrous + LSD + weed + salvia + rides = potentially the best ****ing thing you ever see in your life.
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As if the security camera's see the difference between a cigaret and a joint.

He's talking about Speed.
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Are you a security guard? Do you think they get a test of peoples on camera's and they have to point out which 1 are bad mofo's and which 1's aren't?

Do you guys actually leave ur house and get social? You have way to high expectations.

I even started conversations with cops and guard when stoned and drunk. Just for the fun. They know shit alright.

Nvm, I respect that ur bad actors/liars




You got me all wrong.

Ive done everything you have mentioned there.

I hope that bit about never leaving my house wasn't directed at me because if it was you couldn't be more wrong.