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#1
So, Pit?

What would you consider the biggest fails in the written history of the World?
Also, try and post a link to a source of information about said fail because some people might not be very familiar about the general history of the world(Americans for example)

Personally I think the biggest fail in history was the Children's Crusade. If you believe that they actually were children, that is(which I like to believe )

Anyway. Here's the link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_crusade

tl;dr?

Somewhere in between the crusades, about 20-30 thousand children began a crusade to the Holy Land to peacefully convert the muslims there. Most of them died during the trip, a lot of them got caught by pirates and were made slaves and some managed to get back home..
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#3
The guy that shot a bullet with a pellet gun and the bullet went off hitting him in the nuts, Natural selection!
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#4
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You're so funny!
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This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#5
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#6
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The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#8
WW1 battle strategies for the first 3 years of the war....
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
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#12
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McCaine or Palin.



Ironic. At least they know how to spell.
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^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#13
1.) The cleveland browns after they came back.

P.S. I watch every sunday
#15
your mom's abortion
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#16
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Holocaust



Challenger Explosion



Khmer Rouge

Need I go on?


He didn't say most tragic, because, sick or not, the Holocaust did SUCCEED in its goal.

A big fail would be the Great Leap Forward in China.
#17
History.
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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1.) The cleveland browns after they came back.

P.S. I watch every sunday

I see your Browns and raise you the Lions. Rebuilding since '57.
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#20
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Ironic. At least they know how to spell.


I put an E at the 'N of MCAIN?!??!?? mY GRAmER KNOWLG3EGE IS G0N3


noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Seriously, you're an idiot.
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#21
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your mom's abortion


sheer win
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#22
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Lol I wanted to say this too

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(most intelligent)
The "Good Samaritan" Award 2009 (most helpful)

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Who's Andy Timmons??
#23
The Tea Act/Stamp Acts

Did Britain alot of good
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#24
The Segway, or however it's spelt.
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#25
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He didn't say most tragic, because, sick or not, the Holocaust did SUCCEED in its goal.

The goal was failure, though.
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The Segway, or however it's spelt.

Monster. The Segway is a masterpiece.
#27
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omg this post is so original I almost died from screaming "ZOMG ORIGINAL!!!!!" out loud
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#28
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Monster. The Segway is a masterpiece.

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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#29
Redcoats being killed by Zulus with spears at Isandlwana.

Redcoats being wiped out by Scots with swords at Prestonpans. (2000 redcoats with muskets vs. 2000 Scots with swords and shields. Highland charge ****s up redcoats royally. Same thing happened at Killiecrankie too.)

Grouchy's attempt at pursuing Blucher and the remains of the Prussian army during the Hundred Days campaign. (****ed up and Blucher was able to heavily reinforce Wellington during the closing stages of the Battle of Waterloo.

Ney's handling of the French cavalry at Waterloo. (Wrecked them against British squares.)

Wellington's handling at the siege of Burgos.(How do you fuck that up? The scientific methods of reducing a fortress we're over a century old at the time!)

Mack's vacillation and surrendering at Ulm. (Napoleon captured 50,000 Austrian troops without fighting a major battle because General Mack was a shit general.)
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#30
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Holocaust



Challenger Explosion



Khmer Rouge

Need I go on?

kill yourself
The Mitch Clem formula
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2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
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4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
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#31
I don't know if this counts, but one of our teachers keeps saying words like caucazoid.

Also when they changed the cookie monster to veggie monster.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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I see your Browns and raise you the Lions. Rebuilding since '57.


That's why Detroit has the Red Wings. To calm the crowds in Detroit after they deal with a Lions season.
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#36
The attempts to appease Hitler before WWII.

And that segway pic is awesome.
#37
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_war

tl;dr Russia attacked Finland and got pwn3d by snipers on skis.
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#38



George McGovern in the 1972 presidential election.
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